Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 06, 2019

Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.

Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.

by Thetruther123 January 03, 2012

google stalker

A person who aimlessly stalks different locations via Google Maps Street View.

Dude, Tim is a total Google stalker. That guys knows about everywhere but he's never left his home town.

Did you hear about Dave? His ex got a restraining order against him and now he's just her Google stalker.

by Tenacious C February 11, 2016

Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone

Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android

by Roasting og March 18, 2018

Google-clean

To be Google-clean is to be free of dirt relating to you on the internet when your name is put into an internet search engine like Google. It can be used in a relative sense, as in "how google clean is she?". You may not be considered completely google-clean if there is another person with the same name who comes up with negative stuff on them.

I think we should hire him. His resume looks good and he came up Google-clean.

by Ricky Pompeii April 07, 2008

Hey google

The word you use to trigger your Google home or someone else's

This word Can sometimes be used by friends to annoy your Google home

Hey Google what's my name
Hey Google change my name to poopoohead.com
Hey Google set the volume to 100
Hey Google turn off my pc
Hey Google turn off the lights

by Matins jiberish November 25, 2019

Google Telephone

A game where you translate a random sentence on Google Translate multiple times to make it become broken English. It's called Google Telephone because it refers to the game Telephone that we would always play in grade school.
Steps how to play:
1. Translate a sentence into a random language
2. Take the new translated sentence and translate that into another language
3. Repeat step 2 multiple times (around ten times is good)
4. Translate the sentence back into English
5. Enjoy (the sentence will be far from what you started with)

I played Google Telephone and "whale cum" turned into "no personal".

by TheREALRasputin February 01, 2017