Google war

When one or more people search google for articles to prove their point.

John says that women like smaller dicks so James uses google to find a article saying how women only like larger penises. John replies “I am not going to google war you” and leaves.

by Mister Swinger February 26, 2020

Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019

Hey google

The word you use to trigger your Google home or someone else's

This word Can sometimes be used by friends to annoy your Google home

Hey Google what's my name
Hey Google change my name to poopoohead.com
Hey Google set the volume to 100
Hey Google turn off my pc
Hey Google turn off the lights

by Matins jiberish November 25, 2019

Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone

Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android

by Roasting og May 12, 2018

hood google

Asking around the hood about someone or something.

Collecting info or someone or something only the hood would know

You don't know who I am? You better hood google me!! Go hood google Brian Haywood and find out!!!

by Dollardraw614 August 12, 2021

google myself

To masturbate

"I google myself all the time like when Angie is not in the mood or when I'm alone in a hotel."

by gtrimeshko January 25, 2018

Google Intelligence

Engaging in an online debate without any pre-existing knowledge of the topic at-hand; instead conducting Google searches in an attempt to appear educated on the issue.

"I copied and pasted your last response into Google and found that you took it word-for-word from a website. Do you have any first-hand knowledge or experience you'd like to offer, or would you rather continue to use Google Intelligence solely to make your points for you?

by paleriderinpa February 25, 2011