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selupus gomez

This is a drag towards the actress-singer Selena Gomez used on Stan Twitter. It combines the artist's first name and the autoimmune disease lupus. The name was created after Selena has been tanking miserably in both her music career and acting career.
X: Have you heard the new Selena Gomez song?
Y: Girl no, Selupus Gomez tanked
by LeeLuda March 23, 2025
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Guymen/ Gymen

It's been so long since I got the ride my guymen/ gymen has grown back.
by Miss Red Waffling July 5, 2025
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Marques Gomez

A Marquez Gomez is a big talking coward. They are someone who hides behind a phone and calls the cops on people. They are known to always fabricate their lifestyle and want to be the center of attention. A Marques is known to talk crazy to you and when you talk crazy back act like she’s the victim. If you ever run into a Marques Gomez run. Run for safety, run for your life. YOU’VE BEEN WARNED.
Marques Gomez Crybaby, sensitive, mental
by Mrs. TellDaTruth August 6, 2025
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joe gomez

parne plot: joe gomez is starting

everyone: *creams*
by whitegoatfrfr December 1, 2025
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José Miguel Gomes Borges

He is the hottest guy in the world, he also have a big penis and he is the dream of all girls, he makes you smile with his "jokes" cause he is the funniest guy in the world and he is very smart at filosofia.
He plays football de caralho
Uau é o Zé, que gajo bonito fodaaa se quem me dera tocar
Oh migaaa olha o José Miguel Gomes Borges aquele que fodeu a nossa puta
by O gato feroz que fode a puta September 29, 2019
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SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)

The SGOD refers to an unhealthy obsession with Selena Gomez. Who is affected by this obsession thinks that if a singer can’t do great vocals she can’t be a singer. Patients with this serious diagnosis focus more on her than they have to with their idols. This disorder is usually found in many Pop Canadian Singer stans and his wife stans (yes incredible! they have stans), Arianators & Lovatics. The only cure to this serious obsession is trying to focus on their favs business and leave the talented mrs Selena Marie Gomez alone.
toxic arianator: thank u, next and 7 rings outsold Seltuna’s whole discography
every person on stan twitter with a brain: you have a SGOD (Selena Gomez Obsession Disorder)
by fetishgio August 24, 2020
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Pulling-A-GomerPyle

When your girl making Mac and cheese with you and ask how the sloppy seconds are 😳 Surprise, Surprise
John was getting busy making Mac and cheese with his girl when all of the sudden she looked him straight in the and said how you like them sloppy seconds? 😈 Pulling-A-GomerPyle
by JohnsonRods85 September 21, 2020
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