A hight power who created the heavens and earth with all its inhabitants.
Someone who athiests dont understand because they are ignorant to others beliefes therefore they make themselves feel better by insulting him and being all around Stupid Fuckbags just because they had a bad experience in their life making them think that the Omega one doesn't care but they don't realize that everything happens for a reason.
Someone who athiests dont understand because they are ignorant to others beliefes therefore they make themselves feel better by insulting him and being all around Stupid Fuckbags just because they had a bad experience in their life making them think that the Omega one doesn't care but they don't realize that everything happens for a reason.
Athiest: god isn't real, because my gold fish sally died *boofuckinhoo*
Christian: hey fucker, you know every gold fish has an average of about a week to live maybe you should have thought about that before you went and bout dying fish.
Athiest: it's still his fault
Christian: w/e fucktard
Christian: hey fucker, you know every gold fish has an average of about a week to live maybe you should have thought about that before you went and bout dying fish.
Athiest: it's still his fault
Christian: w/e fucktard
by fuuon April 22, 2006
Get the Godmug. Creater of the earth, and everything. Our lord savior jesus christ. Saved us from our sins. Who ever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life. Loves you no matter what you do. Is always listening no matter what.
by MrsDerekJeter20092009 December 24, 2009
Get the Godmug. God is the super-duper metaphysical Being who created the universe and all that is in it. He transcends time and space because He created it, hence physical specks like us can't see Him or fully comprehend Him.
God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.
Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
God loves humanity, but gave humans a choice to love Him back. Mankind collectively refused this offer when the universal representative (some dude called Adam) said 'no thanks bucko', culminating in everything going to the dogs and the world plunging into turmoil and suffering, which was fair enough really.
Nevertheless, despite being rejected by His own creation, God sent His Son to earth as a random called Jesus, who died the death we were meant to. If you are Jesus' friend and you bite the bullet, you can sneak past security with him at the pearly gates, but otherwise you're stuffed.
by rocket_engineer February 25, 2008
Get the Godmug. by Kc March 10, 2005
Get the Godmug. A word that some Earthlings use to refer to a magical man who judges everyone at some point in the future, who might have a son, and who might be an elephant. This man is somewhat of a wizard, using his magical powers to kill bad Earthlings while they’re alive, or burn them for a long time if they die. The wizard lives in a place called Heaven, which is somewhere in the clouds—or, if you believe meterologists and NASA scientists, *not* in the clouds, but still somehow above us, possibly in another dimension, or something similar. This is just one aspect of the wizard’s magic. Earthlings who like this wizard object to other Earthlings calling him magical, preferring the term ‘divine’. They have been known to invade Jerusalem when people get some of the minor details about him wrong.
by Jonah Rowley March 25, 2008
Get the Godmug. by warren is gay January 17, 2004
Get the Godmug. A being who is a caring, loving person. Millions have died for their faith for a good GOSHDAMNED reason!!
so, all you faggots who keep saying 'God doesn't exist' should go kill youselves.
If God doesn't exist, then how the heck were we made???
Exactly. There is force better than us and his name is GOD.
So all you stupid people shut the fuck up.
so, all you faggots who keep saying 'God doesn't exist' should go kill youselves.
If God doesn't exist, then how the heck were we made???
Exactly. There is force better than us and his name is GOD.
So all you stupid people shut the fuck up.
by biffle May 17, 2008
Get the Godmug.