A man's balls, a pair of testicles. Can also be used as an expression of one's ego. (Can also be pronounced "gee-zahs" as if with a New York accent)
"'Ey Tony, did you see that fight yesterday between Frankie and Joey?"
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."
"Yeah I saw, got him right in the geezers!"
"Oof, right in the geezers. They'll be swimmin' with the fishes tonight."
by xomboii November 24, 2018
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When a man nuts (ejaculates) so hard into a woman's mouth it shoots out of her nose and back onto his balls.
by bonyag January 12, 2008
Get the nasal glaze mug.A fat geezer- an olde British term for a fat middle aged homosapien of the male sex. This is a name often used to poke fun at others. Call your mom a fat geezer, she’ll give you a cookie.
by Rob drool March 16, 2020
Get the Fat Geezer mug.A vagina that is so sweet and tight, that it would make you call up your girl and be like
"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
"Hey, what's good?
"Sorry I'm never comin' home I'ma stay for good"
Then hang the phone up, and proceed to lay the wood. Such pussy is so tight that you might even come fast, like 9-1-1 in white neighborhoods.
Research says that a 'honey-glazed scrumptious pussy' will never stink, and never get wide either.
Zeeshan - I want to lick Pranay's honey-glazed scrumptious pussy so fucking bad.
John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
John - I had sex with Joanna last night, she had that honey-glazed scrumptious pussy no cap. I became a changed man after that night.
by senpaikee February 17, 2022
Get the honey-glazed scrumptious pussy mug.The white gooey stuff that excretes from a women's vagina during sex, either ejaculation or the cream from a yeast infection. May be good or bad depending on the situation.
"Dude that girl was squirting lady glaze all over the place last night."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
"Dude that hoe needs some Vagisil, she got lady glaze all over my junk."
by BigTunaCanDoThisAllDay June 30, 2022
Get the Lady Glaze mug.A sexual act in which someone sucks you off while they're taking a shit, resulting in them busting a nut all over the freshly laid pile of poop. Creating a glazed "poonut."
She was totally down with the reverse blumpkin glazed poonut. So we did it in the bathroom at the church her parents make her attend for all to see.
by noturavgirlie May 14, 2015
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