Ikea Girlfriend

A girl who seems amazing when you see her in a club, but falls to pieces the minute you get her home

Bill: "Did you go home with that girl last night? She looked AMAZING!"

Bob: "Urgh...well, I 'went home' with her. I opened the front door & she started crying because my kitchen was dirty. Then she spent 3 hours cleaning it. Then she gave me a lecture on keeping a clean house 'because our babies will need good hygiene'. When I said 'our babies?', she cried on the floor for another 2 hours"

Bill: "Ikea girlfriend, huh?"

Bob: "Yup"

by mung_bean January 21, 2016

emergency girlfriend

A pure hookup after a long sexless drought.

Ted looked across the drunken hoard at the bar; it had been a while and he needed to find an emergency girlfriend.

by Overtheunder September 20, 2016

Boyfriend and girlfriend

When a girl and a boy find out they like each other and start dating. They will love each other and promise to not cheat on each other.

Girl 1- OMG. They make such a good couple.
Boy- Now, that's the definition of boyfriend and girlfriend.

Girl 2- Like, totally.

by Just stating the truth April 20, 2017

My Girlfriend

The best person in the world. I love you so much and I hope you have an amazing day.<3

“My Girlfriend is amazing!”

by iloveusm3 July 31, 2022

My girlfriend

A bitch

Look at my girlfriend

by Your mom37262527838262628 May 27, 2021

Sleeper (Girlfriend)

A girlfriend that is ugly on the outside, but is great in bed

Tom: Hey Muhammed, is your girlfriend hot?
Muhammed: Nah, but she's a sleeper (girlfriend)!

by Roffle Waffle December 21, 2006

Illegitimate girlfriend

The girl that's your neighbor, friend from work, or just friend in general, like a booty call, but there's attachment, you want her and she wants you, but neither of you is "emotionally ready"

Ange was soooo Brad's illegitimate girlfriend before his breakup with jenn

by trixy sparkletits aka stabooby February 26, 2009