Garth Mario

Garth Mario was born on 1943 he was born at a young age and was abused by his parents for “being a lump of moose shit” he later was put up for adoption by his parents the adopted by Adolf hitler who later abandoned him in the streets because “I hate you loser haha (epic fortnite dance)” then at the age of 27 he commuted seppuku

Pros: good at making pizza and pasta
Cons: EVERYTHING else, mainly poems

Guy 1: Yo your just like Garth Mario
Guy 2: did your suck an asshole (goes home to commit seppuku

by NoOneLovesMe52 December 24, 2019

garryglitterisque

a word to describe someone acting nocicle around children. usually exhibited by an uncle or a priest, these people pray on the young who trust them and then use their noncicle talent to shove that shlong dong up the kids batty.

wow look at mathew other there he sure is acting garryglitterisque with joe
look at pope francis he's acting strangely garryglitterisque around that alter boy

by tortoisebumber March 17, 2020

Gary

Rhyming slang for bum hole or toilet = Gary Glitter = Shitter

“I’m off to the Gary, I’m dying for a dump!”
“Mate; she’s proper filthy! 4 date she let me whack it up her Gary!”

by Kingsimes April 2, 2020

Gary Winslow

a stereotypical 40yr old racist, who appears across several social media, obviously parody but racists love him

“have you herd o that gary winslow feller”
“yeah mate he’s class”
“E E EDL”

by MNO_BRW April 21, 2020

gargylon effect

The gargylon effect describes the ability to fight against your gag reflexes when swallowing something usually salty or nutty in flavor.

Hey, did you hear about the gargylon effect?

by I AM SOFA KING WE TOD IT June 5, 2020

Garth Brooks

Troyal Garth Brooks is primarily known as a country music super star whose success has spanned two decades. Some little known trivia about Garth Brooks include: He is a gay rights advocate, he had brief career playing baseball professionally and HE INVENTED THE TACO PIZZA. Not even kidding. His wife AKA Trisha Friggin Yearwood who also is multi-talented and a chef said so. She casually indicated in an episode of Trisha's Southern Kitchen (Season 3 Episode 5), that indeed the 22 Academy of Country Music Awards winner himself, created the Taco Pizza. Not just a version of the taco pizza, but the concept of putting taco stuff on a pizza came from Garth Brooks. Don't believe me, do your own research.

Me: "Hey do you like taco pizza?"
Anyone who will listen: "Yah, I guess..."
Me: "You can thank Garth Brooks, the Rodeo man himself for that"

by anonymous September 7, 2020

GARY

HAVING AN UNNECESSARY TANTRUM OVER ABDOLUTELY NOTHING

Oh no. His having a Gary.

by CafeAuLait September 9, 2020