Massive Action Game

A first person shooter that offers lesser graphics for sheer in-game intensity, especially when playing the bigger 256 player "Domination" games. An absolutely awsome game that is well structured, and most importantly, balanced. You have to side with one of the three available PMCs (Private Military Contractor/Company).

Valor: A modern day army with modern equipment you would find now (M4A1, SCAR, M14EBR). Gun attributes are moderate fire rate, moderate accuracy, and moderate damage. Modeled after the US.

Raven: A technologically advanced army with expensive equipment (AUG,F2000,G3). Gun attributes are low accuracy and low damage, but high handling (low recoil) and rate of fire. Modeled after Europe.

SVER: An economically deprived guerilla army with cheap russian equipment (AK74U, AN94notcheaplolz, Dragunov). Gun attributes are low rate of fire, low accuracy, low handling (high recoil), but high damage per bullet. Modeled after Russia/China.

If you can handle the intensity of 64, 128, or 256 player games, then you will have a blast in this underrated yet incredibly fun game. If you can't, then you will hate it for your lack of skill and common sense and go back to playing easier games such as Black Ops or Bad Company 2.

Admit it Battlefield fans, Massive Action Game defines what an all out battlefield should look like.

by Arhnhem Knight December 25, 2010

Video Game Addict

Video Game Addict: One person who devotes their life to the playing of a video game on any console. See Ethan from Ctrl Alt Del for best example.

"He was always on Everquest, he's becoming a video game addict."

by Aimee January 21, 2004

game over

when you get married

When he got married, it was game over

by Bryan Pend October 20, 2007

Blackout game

The blackout game, also known as the fainting game, speed dreaming, or the choking game, is a game where a person causes themselves to pass out for a few seconds. Most people don't think it affects them that much, but it kills millions of brain cells. Some people hang themselves right before they choke themselves to die, just to make sure they pass out. Some people have a friend either press on the veins of their neck or have a friend hold them and push their stomach in. They do this so they pass out but stop right before they have a chance to die, but some people are too late.
Most people who do it are teenagers. They do it because they're friends do it most of the time. It's a bad idea, because people CAN die. DO NOT PLAY IT!
These are all other names used:
Airplaning, America Dream Game, Black Boxing, Black Out Game, Breath Play, Breathing the Zoo, Bum Rushing, California Blackout, California Choke, California Dreaming, California Headrush, California High, California Knockout, Catching Some Zs, Choking Game, Cloud Nine, Crank, Dream Game, Dreaming Game, Dying game, Fall Out Game, Flat Liner, Flatline Game, Flatliner Game, Funky Chicken, Getting Passed Out, Grandma's Boy, Groobling, Halloween, Harvey Wall Banger, High Riser, Hoola Hooping, Hyperventilation Game, Indian Headrush, Knockout Game, Passing Out Game, Pass-out Game, Purple Dragon, Natural High, Neckies, Redline, Rising Sun, Rocket Ride, Sandboxing, Sleeper Hold, Sleepers, Space Monkey, Speed Dreaming, Suffocation Game, Suffocation Roulette, The Game, The Mysto World, Tingling Game, Trip to Heaven

Jane: Ricky was playing the blackout game.
Maggie: What happened to him?
Jane: He tried suffocating himself and he didnt let go in time.

by madisonloves4 April 4, 2009

The Weird Porn Game

An online game in which two or more competitors search the net for strange pornography. The competitor who finds the most obscure pornography is declared the winner.
Competitors must use seperate computers and communicate the results through some form of online communication, such as MSN Messenger. URLs must be provided as evidence of the weird porn and all competitors must agree that they are unable to find stranger porn than that which has been put forward. If all competitors agree, a winner is declared and the game ends.

Person A: 'That's got to have won it, i've found horse porn.'
Person B: 'No way, ive just found an albino transvestite being shagged in the ass by a rottweiller. I FUCKING WIN!'
Person A: 'Damn. I suck at The Weird Porn Game'.

by J Riley July 18, 2008

fuck this for a game of soldiers

English phrase in an undesirable situation often used in resignation or denial. Translates as the American goddammit or fuck this. Common in Belfast as "game of soldiers" but in England is interchangeable with "Bugger this for a lark".

Ed:Let's set fire to the toilet!
Ian:Fuck off!
Ed:Go on! No one'll know.
Ian:Fuck this for a game of soldiers.

by Matthew The Greater January 6, 2008

The Penis Showing Game

The Penis Showing Game or otherwise known as "The Game". Featured in the motion picture "Waiting" (2005), it is a game created by the character Raddimus and is widely played by all the male workers of Shenaniganz.

The main objective of the game is to get someone to look at your genitals and accusing them of being homosexual by calling them a faggot, then following a firm kick to the arse. No matter what, you must call them a faggot, otherwise the game loses it's whole meaning.

In the movie, Raddimus describes the several positions to a newcomer at Shenaniganz. He explains that there are several different positions with different difficultly levels. As the difficultly level rises so does the number of kicks you can give your victim.

Here are the positions:

1. "The Flash And Go"

The player plainly pulls down his pants, allowing time for his victim to appreciate it, then bringing the pants back up. For that, you get one kick.

2. "The Brain"

Here you isolate your testicles with your fist, forcing them forward against the skin to resemble that of a brain. For that, you get 2 kicks.

3. "The Bat Wing"

This is where you take the excess skin of your genitals and stretch them out until it is flat like paper. Now you should be able to see some vains and the slight resemblance to a bat wing. For that, you get 3 kicks.

4. "The Goat"

What Raddimus describes as one of the more "Trickier" moves of the game. What you do, is you palm your penis into your hand and you stretch it behind you so that it is visible from the cavity between your anus. For that, you get 4 kicks.

Now these are just the basic positions. But as the movie quotes, "We're always looking for creativity, so when you got a little down time to yourself, play with your nuts, you might just create a new move."

So we were playing the penis showing game. David concealed his "brain" at the last minute and busted it out. He got two kicks on everyone.

by T[-]eory May 2, 2006