Google Chromebook

- A device created by google to trick people into buying what they assume is a laptop, in order to carry out the three specific goals that are very obvious to customers who are deceived by this scam. These three goals are as follows: 1. This is the most obvious. To rob innocent, hard-working citizens of their money. 2. To invade these victims' privacy and use their information for wrongful profit. All the while including, and regularly adding privacy features which are counterproductive to the victim. 3. Three wraps up 1, 2 and all other intentions of the creators of this weapon. To criminally profit from innocent individuals by using thousands of intentionally harmful tactics. Most of these techniques are illegal to the working class. However, with the United States judicial system lacking a cardiovascular system, as well as a testicular body, these laws do not apply to big corporations such as google.

My ---Google Chromebook--- won't allow me to do anything but watch Youtube in between it's crashing and deleting and/or stealing my private documents and information.

by asapjohnsondj February 5, 2019

Hey google

The word you use to trigger your Google home or someone else's

This word Can sometimes be used by friends to annoy your Google home

Hey Google what's my name
Hey Google change my name to poopoohead.com
Hey Google set the volume to 100
Hey Google turn off my pc
Hey Google turn off the lights

by Matins jiberish November 25, 2019

Google hangouts

For android users or for people to video call android users when the other person has a iPhone

Broke niggas use google hangouts with a phone from Walmart uses a android

by Roasting og May 12, 2018

googling around

looking around; moseying around; not looking for anything in particular

“Can I help you find something?”
“Nah, i’m just googling around.”

by darealorangejuice February 3, 2018

Google Shift

When you type something in Google then see something more interesting in the suggestions and click on that completely forgetting what you wanted to search for first.

Gf: Did you look up the movie times yet?
Me: No, I had a Google Shift.
Gf: *shakes her head.

by Thetruther123 January 2, 2012

Google wizard

a word used to sarcastically say how how amazing it is you know how to use Google. mostly used after someone finally finds out something they have been searching for a long time and feels the need to tell you all about it.

person A: i finally found out what that movie quote was from

Person B: wow good job, you must be a Google wizard.

by manta965 June 28, 2011

Google Minute

The amount of time, in minutes, for a new web page to be found by google.

It took 120 google minutes for my website to be found.

by swerty August 24, 2009