Someone in Color Guard who has no life outside of Color Guard/Marching Band. Can usually be found in the band room when they have any spare time. Also spends so much time with the band that they start to like band guys and produce cand babies.
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huh, that Jeff had to leave work early to get the latest high-capacity memory stick because you know, he's a gadget geek.
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A type of person found on guitar threads, who lectures any "noob" (new person) trying to find out basic guitar info such as: "what type of effects does Slash use?" the noob is repremanded and/or mocked for their choice of music and the need to ask such questions. The Thread Geek invariably goes off topic talking absolute bullshit about extravagant effects pedals, Rare or (badly) modded ugly guitars, pointless exotic scales and dissing really popular bands (usually Heavy Metal bands eg. Megadeth), by claiming some obscure guitar player (Usually Steve Vai) is technically better and its a shame how tasteless the masses are.
Noob: "Hey does anybody know what kind of effects Slash uses?"
Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."
Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"
Guitar Thread Geek: "tisk tisk, Slash is so overrated and sloppy, I mean if you have to ask that you shouldn't be playing guitar, I'd recommend you check out Steve Vai and his amazing solo played through the mixalodian scale with a bagpipe emulator on his rotten floor board 13 string custom guitar, I personally like to use the entire range of pedals run through a super mega boogie woogie J-899999 amp that really gives an exsquisite sound with a cross patched fade in and scream out pad."
Noob: "WTF??? Fuck you douche, I just wanted some advice"
by thespeakerofmanytru8 December 7, 2011
Get the Guitar Thread Geek mug.someone who's so into fashion as an art form that they're knowledge of it has grown into them becoming a fashion 'geek'. a level up from fashionista, influenced by the autumn/winter 07 balenciaga collection.
original fashion geeks wore:
jodphurs, tux jackets and military jackets, vintage accesories, androgynous lace up shoes.
however as seasons change so do the fashion geeks :) they were vintage clothing but only because there are items that are in season not just because its vintage.
fashion geeks are extremely intelligent and do not limit themselves to the one genre of music. they pride themselves in having impeccable taste in all areas of life.
signs your a fashion geek :
you've been reading vogue for more than a year
you've spent 15 pounds on fashion magazines in the one go..
you've tried to get into london fashion week more than once.
a new season excites you.
ur planning to get tickets to london fashion weekend.
u were high heels to school. or uggs. even though ur meant to wear plain flats.
original fashion geeks wore:
jodphurs, tux jackets and military jackets, vintage accesories, androgynous lace up shoes.
however as seasons change so do the fashion geeks :) they were vintage clothing but only because there are items that are in season not just because its vintage.
fashion geeks are extremely intelligent and do not limit themselves to the one genre of music. they pride themselves in having impeccable taste in all areas of life.
signs your a fashion geek :
you've been reading vogue for more than a year
you've spent 15 pounds on fashion magazines in the one go..
you've tried to get into london fashion week more than once.
a new season excites you.
ur planning to get tickets to london fashion weekend.
u were high heels to school. or uggs. even though ur meant to wear plain flats.
''gahhh sfsldjf SPRING IS HERE. FLORALS. LILAC. UTILITARIAN CLOTHINGG. DIRNDL SKIRTS GAHH I NEED TO BUY BUY BUYYY.''
''oi fashion geek calm it...its january u have time...''
''oi fashion geek calm it...its january u have time...''
by twixster January 14, 2008
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Get the crashing geek mug.An awesome nerdcore group out of Texas. Featuring the lyrical stylings of MC Router and the awesome beats of T-Byte. Y'know they tend to pwn it up.
Dude 1: Dude you listen to nerdcore?
Dude 2: Haha what the fuck's that?
Dude 1: Hear listen to this!
Dude 2: DUDE! What is this?
Dude 1: It's 1337 Geek Beat, they're nerdcore.
Dude 2: Man this shit pwns.
Dude 2: Haha what the fuck's that?
Dude 1: Hear listen to this!
Dude 2: DUDE! What is this?
Dude 1: It's 1337 Geek Beat, they're nerdcore.
Dude 2: Man this shit pwns.
by angusamacdonald November 14, 2006
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