Milk Fried

Used to describe the art of busting one off while watching Paula Deen cook on her show.

"I was milk fried during that song" - Kelly Rowland

by nthedark July 27, 2013

deep fried burger

When you shit your pants ans forget about it then it becomes crusty and flakey.

Look at that guy he has crusty shit on his ass! You mean deep fried burger.

by Hines420 May 26, 2016

cock fried

When you have so much sex your dick feels like it has been deep fried.

omg last night Stacy was crazy, she wouldn't quit. I'm totally cock fried

by mattpacer May 16, 2016

curly fried

a code name for getting fingered .

Bitch I really just want to get curly fried!
He curly fried me in the movie theater.

by Jmoe_moe December 18, 2016

Deep Fried Butter

Probably the most american thing ever.

Also known as deep fried heart attack.

Method of suicide.

"I made some deep fried butter for breakfast, but I don't think I put enough sugar .."

by A_Girl_Has_No_Namee January 31, 2017

short fried

When you are using online dating or using Tinder and the persons picture makes them appear taller than they actually are. When you meet them in person and they are short you got small fried.

Girl 1: hey girl I finally met up with Eric last night. Girl you won't believe he was shorter than me!

Girl 2: DAMN Gina you got short fried!!!!

by Jeeper621 May 17, 2017

pussy fried

All tired out because of a dick struck female. Worn out from too many ejaculations in a short period of time.

"I'm in need of some Viagra, I'm pussy fried!"

by Mrs. Dickstruck September 5, 2017