Freedom Unit

A unit of measurement that is exactly 1,776 feet long.

The One World Trade Center is a patriotic 1,776 feet, or 1 freedom unit, tall.

by DrBrad March 28, 2024

Freedom Eagle

The freedom eagle is a sexual act performed by a woman on a man to scare him away from all women. The ultimate goal of the freedom eagle is to devote a man to celibacy. To prepare, use a device to play a song by the artist, Toby Keith. In order to perform, the female must assume position on top of the male’s groin and begin to flap her arms mimicking an eagle. Whilst flapping her arms, the female must slap the male across the face and shout “fly motherfucker.” If you are feeling extra free, the female shall put marshmallows in the males mouth and play the game “chubby bunny.” The female should then crumble graham crackers in the males mouth. Additionally, the female can shit in the males mouth for the chocolate addition to make the s’mores triad. If successful, the man will turn to complete celibacy after the trauma.

“They tried the freedom eagle, he said he would never have sex again.”

by The Freedom Eagle November 20, 2025

Freedom

Freedom is a beautiful young women, although her name is highly uncommon she finds a way to stand out in a crowd. Freedom in well known for her creativity, kindness, beautiful smile, and contagious smile. Freedom would be described as a bird or maybe a bee .. always wanting to go places and try new things. Don’t expect to find Freedom In any trouble, she always the friend to stop the trouble before it happens or to lie her/there way out. All together Freedom is an Amazing, talented, smart and a GREAT person to be friends with :)

Girl: Freedom had my stomach hurting from laughing so much

Girl 2: I heard she was funny maybe I’ll talk to her and try to be come friends

Girl: most def I sure she would down

by Soft cuddly bee :) November 29, 2020

american freedom

The freedom to let your children get shot in a school or some other such similar dangerous school situation.

I'd have my kids schooled in America if it weren't for all that american freedom.

by notryarednaxela January 3, 2023

paradox of freedom

The effect where the more children are prohibited from doing things, the more curious and rebellious they will become. Conversely, when they're given complete trust, they will learn to take responsibility.

The paradox of freedom is evident when my parents tried to restrict my late-night outings; the more they said no, the more I wanted to sneak out and rebel!

by Emotional Cruiser November 15, 2025

Freedom

Often delivered to you in the form of an American bomb.

People in Hiroshima: The emperor is so tyranicall, I wish for some democracy
American plane: Fear not, for here comes aproximately 15 kiloTonnes of FREEDOM!!!

by Words do not exist February 9, 2023

Freedom

Magna Carta established freedom from liberty ,equal under the law unalienable rights the right of all willing to fight for them your freedom ends were others are willing to fight for them .

Freedom is a singular not something to denotionalize by adding to it to take away either freedoms ,freedom of speech,freedom of religion.

by Lmwaoelvis September 15, 2023