by xxmikeoxhugexx September 16, 2022
Get the real mealmug. A phrase used by sus people to brag about themselves while wanting to save face. Used often by crooked business leaders, and executives.
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
Common behaviors of anyone that says they're "a real gentleman" include:
- picks their nose on zoom meetings
- strips down to tidy whities in a public bathrooms and gives themselves a sponge bath out of the sink
- farts in professional settings
- gives all glory to himself
- warns against the risks of hiring women because they might get pregnant
- calls clients while taking a dump
- writes fake reviews about their business calling themselves a gentleman
"The CEO often described himself as 'a real gentleman' when others would disagree with him or question his character."
by Daniel Rossi January 26, 2023
Get the A Real Gentlemanmug. The act of enlightening another person in a positive manner, and keeping it real along the way.
The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.
The act of preaching real nigga shit, from a real nigga.
The act of speaking in a way to help someone mentally or speaking straight facts.
Man dude. Can you stop with all this real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.
Everytime we smoke, he always on his real niggastry shit.
Imma real nigga, all I speak is real niggastry.
by xXMrSPADESXx July 1, 2021
Get the Real Niggastrymug. Guy 1: Is this real life?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
Guy 2: Or is this fantasy?
Guy 1: Caught in a landslide
Guy 2: No escape from reality
Guy 3: What the fuck is happening here?
by Flare! April 2, 2020
Get the Is this real life?mug. Johannah: I wonder why I failed the definition test, I got "homework" right!
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
James: What did you put?
Johannah: A legal form of torture, especially if it is of the Algebra variety.
James: Is that a real definition?
Johannah: Yes I got it from Urban Dictionary!
James: Uh oh... RUN!!!
Johannah: bowl searching: The process of searching a building for an empty bathroom. A successful bowl search typically relieves the frustration of uncomfortably defecating around others, although in less frequent cases the desire to urinate alone is a factor. Bowl searching can be done anywhere although it is most prevalent on college campuses.
by Radchu24 February 24, 2021
Get the A real definitionmug. 
by MartyMcfly48 November 29, 2020
Get the A real definitionmug.