Flying Pastry

To cum on a female midget's face and then throw her across the room.

I was in a weird mood so I gave her the Flying Pastry!!

by skcks November 10, 2010

reverse flying nun

a complicated sexual position that involves an intricate system of pulleys and levers, a goat and a nun.

"I asked my girlfriend if she'd try out the reverse flying nun last night, but she said it was against her religion."

by DerEsel March 13, 2009

flying dragon

in the midst of swallowing a guy's cum, the female laughs and inadvertently shoots the cum through her nose.

Damn, now that was a nasty flying dragon!

by nads March 27, 2004

Flying High

The experience of being high, especially on LSD. Derived from the 1967 song "Flying High" by Country Joe & The Fish.

Man, the other night, Steve and I were totally flying high! We each took a tab of Orange Sunshine, and I felt like I was merging with all the furniture in the room!

"And I went flying high . . . all the way." -Country Joe & The Fish

by Koshevoi July 24, 2010

Flying Dutchman

When recieving oral sex from a woman, just prior to climax, scream out in a high pitched voice "Here comes the flying dutchman!". This is the ultimate example of Brunsky-esque sexual tomfoolery.

I had no respect for X. She gave me head, and I gave her a good old-fashioned flying dutchman.

by Tim Hirsch September 25, 2005

Flying Cow

A Cow that fleis through the world with a silver foot as it's guide. It has no mother or father as it was a clone made from the poop of another cow. He sometimes fights the evil squirrels of Gogo Bootopolis. He is the leader of a major religion (Cowism maybe you have heard of it).

WORSHIP THE COw!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by JapanLover September 30, 2004

flying red eyed bunny

A bunny with the amazing biscuit power to go soggy when dipped in tea, now where did i put my toenail's oh no i swallowed one (pretends to cry), how will i get back to my pinaples now wait i can use my bunny wings to fly there and if anyone gets in my way i will kill them with my red lazer eyes, he fly's up but someone throws a spade at him he looks to see who it was but then gets sucked through a planes engines only one person goes to his funeral and that was....... The guy who turns into a curly fry with a tie who likes pork pies and if he dousnt have one within a certain amount of time he die's but beore that he flies onto a rugby pitch and scores a tri but the ref says it dousnt dousnt count because he poked someone in the eye so he flies into the sky and gets shot down and falls into a pig sty and that was the end of (go to start of name)

<look mom it's a flying red eyed bunny
>Theres no such thing son
<Yes there is i hate you!!!!!
>well you were an acident and you came out backwards!!!
<Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!!!
>hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
<your mean as a jelly bean with cream
>(shoked) =0
<look its the amazing blazing double glazing squad!!!
>Realy (getting exited)
<No

by Theflyingredeyedbunny April 4, 2010