flopping the dolphin

To jerk off. Like beating the meat.

chick 1: Why are his hands sticky?
chick 2: He was flopping the dolphin.

by lala January 4, 2004

flappin

being broke as hell, stretched out to the max, or struggling for work

this guy is flappin in the wind

by Philip Crescenzo February 28, 2008

Flippin Waffels

Christopher Robins in the 100 acre hood's definition of Makin wild monkey love in the bedroom.

Amy wants to flipp some woffels in the bedroom with her teacher.

by Bubba Jones March 4, 2003

Flapping tortoise

As the male is about to unload his Sanjay semen pull out and he put his beef whistle near the women nose and release the Jesus juice into her nose so the baby batter comes out the mouth of the women thus creating the flapping tortoise

jesus juice

flapping tortoise flapping tortoise

by The sex guru September 6, 2013

flapping

Garland reference to unstable internet equipment that is continuously bouncing between an up and down state.

The telephone company's router was flapping so much that nobody could get connected to the internet.

by swanssy January 13, 2009

Mother Flippin'

Noun. Meaning: Flipping your mother onto a different position then she had previously been. In any which way, it does not matter. Birth Mom, Step Mom, or Foster Mom are all acceptable subjects for uses of this word.

Not yet a jacked up craze with youngsters.

Man ONE: Yo, I flipped yo momma. It was mother flippin' awesome!

Man TWO: What the hell, man? That's my mom!

Man ONE: Who knows? Her scream was so deep, that it may have been your daddy.

by Your Pseudonym!! November 28, 2009

flipping the channels

When a male participates in sexual activities, including foreplay, sex, or oral sex, with 4 or more females which are below his standards. This usually occurs when one is desperate for any sort of action due to one being extremely horny and is followed by depression brought on by being made fun of for your actions.

Sometimes pronounced with an urban street accent: flippin' da channels.

"I was just flippin' the channels at the hotel after prom with Carole, Ashley, Ana, and Megan."

"Ugh, Sunny you sick fuck where have your standards gone!? All of those girls are uglier than your mom"

by Macdaddy May 15, 2005