First World Problems

First World Problems is stupid problems we have that does not effect our/other lives in any major way.
Compared to third world problems our problems don't mean shit.

Guy 1: (Shouting) Fuck I pissed on the toilet seat.
Guy 2: Sigh First World Problems.

by Sxybich April 7, 2013

first class

Very Good, Fantastic, Awesome!

John: How are you? Nick: First Class
Eg. 2 : Nick: How was your last night with her? John: First Class

by First Class Boy December 18, 2015

Me First and the Gimme Gimmes

An awesome Punk Band that does covers on all the good songs from the 60's and 70's. Some of their good songs are:

Stairway to Heaven
Isn't she lovely?
Over the rainbow
The longest time

And many more.

I know that the song 'Isn't she lovely?' was SO written for Mallory.

by imaprettycoolbrunette February 10, 2005

people first language

The practice of using care in language when talking about people with disabilities. For example, one would say "child with a disability" versus "disabled child." This puts the person first and emphasizes the person instead of the disability.

"Person with autism," not "autistic person."

by Unrepentantfenianbastard April 1, 2004

people first language

A type of speech intended to separate the disability from the person. It has become well accepted by non-disabled people who try to advocate for the disabled, but beyond that has numerous flaws. Disabled and particularly autistic people have complained that it treats the disability like something too terrible to be mentioned, something unimportant, or something that can be easily separated from the person. The awkward phrasing also has the tendency to bring out the disability.
In some cases, this form is grammatically correct, if the name of the disability cannot be transformed into an adjective. An often used example is "child with Down's Syndrome" instead of "Down's Syndrome child". No attempt can change Down's Syndrome, cerebral palsy, muscular dystrophy, etc. into an adjective.

I am autistic, not a person with autism. I could use people first language by calling myself a person with femaleness. Everyone would think it odd, but my gender is less essential to who I am than my neurological configuration.

by InvisibleK October 16, 2005

pouring the milk first

the wrong way. if you pour milk first you are a demon sent from hell. they will try to convert you, dont believe their lies! what if you pour too much milk? you cant just pick out the milk and keep the cereal! the only time you should be pouring the milk first is when its your 2nd bowl.

Tom: So how was your day?
John: It was awful, I saw a fucking demon pouring the milk first.
Tom: Oh god... I’m so sorry.

by doilooklikemothertheresatoyou May 17, 2018

first lady

A lady who is considered to be the best at every thing

She is the first lady of the family

by fallout927 December 28, 2007