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fast food opinion

A blatantly regurgitated, prepackaged opinion. An opinion that requires no research, understanding of the multitude of elements involved, or independent synthesis of the data available. Generally political, or theological, but almost always polarizing in nature.

Origins:

Often originating from best selling books on said topics written by authors that disregard scholarly objections to their opinions and instead focus on the criticism of the groups they are critiquing.

Also commonly originating in politically motivated cable television shows masquerading as news broadcasts, the opinion based article section of a newspaper, and rhetoric blaring radio shows.
Most of time Jane/John doe relies on fast food opinions instead of understanding the subject they are criticizing.

It's hard to take him/her seriously when they just spit out fast food opinions they heard on _____ last night.

I thought he/she had an unusually volatile opinion about ___ and when I asked him/her to explain it they seemed unable to understand what they had just said. I think it is safe to say they have fast food opinions.
by Nevera Nony Mouslyme February 18, 2011
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fast as fuck boy

A phrase used by the youtuber Daniel Keem, aka Keemstar.
Keemstar: Do you have any idea of how fast i am?
random person:.....
Keemstart: IM FAST AS FUCK BOYYYYYYYYYYY
by PussyLover2 October 31, 2017
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fast

1. Having a high rate of speed
2. braedennial or brenden
I drive a fast car. Roller coasters go fast.
by Always In last place September 17, 2004
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fastesio

A big made-up word that works well in arguments and can be given any meaning you'd like it to have.
Well you're a fastesio! There, ya see that? I can make up big words too!
by NESMonster February 3, 2004
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Skate fast and eat ass

Lucio: Skate fast and eat ass.

Unnecessary Hanzo:WOW a pro Lucio
by Cheesy_Pants June 9, 2017
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Faster than a hooker in skechers

a phrase describing how fast a person or anything really can move. Deriving from the ability of a hooker wearing sneakers to move faster than most who wear stilletos.
Man 1: did u see that guy running from the cops?

Man 2: yeah....

Man 3: guy was moving faster than a hooker in skechers!

Man 1&2: Lololololololololololol!!!!
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fast and the furious

Quite possibly the worst made movies on the face of this earth. Makes people who have remote knowledge of automobiles cry. Now, everyone thinks that the more stickers you apply to your car, the faster it goes, and that all asians with riced out cars own a kawasaki ninja, have about 20 bitches, and perform drive-bys with TMP's. Not to mention, has caused an incredible surge in little children to buy a Toyota Supra and be a 'street racer'. See Torque Converter.
Due to common belief, the more stickers you have behind your rear wheels on your front wheel drive honda civic doesn't induce more traction. The fast and the furious can blow me.
by keenan the sperry August 3, 2007
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