All Fattered Up

Having sex with fat chicks.

Devin got all fattered up and lost his virginity to a fat chick at UNI.

by Awalk October 13, 2005

cake farter

An Idiot who has nothing better to do than sit on a cake and fart.
Started in the land of the Retards under canada.
Video available on google of some inbred ugly chick sitting on a cake and blowing wind.

Just think, you paid good money to send them to school, looked after them and kept them out of trouble and jail. Only to go on the web and see your daughter farting on a cake.
It must make her parents weep.

Ah well, that's the result of years of inbreeding I suppose.

So my definition in full of a cake farter is:-
Mong, Retard, inbred idiot, or any other word that descibes the most stupid person your ever going to meet!!!

Google cake fart and the cake farter can clearly there be seen doing it.

http://www.cakefarts.com

For those of you to lazy to google it.

by smuje March 31, 2009

baby-father

what chavs like to call the unknown fathers of their children

jordan probably says, "yeah me baby-father is probably an ugly F**ker

by Lydia Mckay March 7, 2005

Pickle Farter

Someone so lame that they fart pickles.

Derived from a story my dad told me from when he was in the navy during the Vietnam War. For some reason a man frequently bragged about his "cherry ass." He bragged so much that one day his coworkers shoved a pickle in his ass. The man squatted, pooped out the pickle, and cried. From then on, he was called "Pickles."

Man, that guy is so smarmy; he's a pickle farter!

by Tom August 3, 2008

Fanterbsomeamaztacularcrediblextrapendous

A word that means simply beyond amazing.
This is the ultimate word, nothing could ever be better than it.

A combination of fantastic, superb, awesome, amazing, spectacular, incredible, extraordinary, and stupendous.

Pronounced:
fan-turb-some-amaze-tacular-credible-extra-pen-dus.

Did you go to that Three Days Grace and Breaking Benjamin concert?
YES! I did! IT WAS FANTERBSOMEAMAZTACULARCREDIBLEXTRAPENDOUS!

by tjsm23 March 19, 2009

fasterbation

The Act of masturbating really quickly, Fasterbation.

Kyle: I'm gonna go fasterbate
Myself:....
Kyle: Fasterbation chubs.

by Adrian, haha August 28, 2009

Father

A male that puts up with more shit from people and asks for nothing in return than most people you know. A fathers kids try to give him shit, a father's wife tries to give him shit, a father's family members try to give him shit, a father's inlaws try to give him shit, a father's coworkers and boss try to give him shit. Mothers get a lot of credit for being the people that give birth, even though it takes two people to create a kid, and most people still think a kid's mother doesn't get enough credit. It takes a certain kind of strength to be a father with all the shit a father puts up with (it's not for everybody). Fathers work long hours, fathers come home and take care of their fuckin kids too, just like you hear about mothers doing all the time on TV, even though you don't hear any statistics in their defense about it.

Plenty of females get on tv and talk about what females do for kids, males do the same thing, they give a lot of credit to females for being female, and they're quick to slight another male and excuse it as no harm intended, even their fathers. Just about everybody has done it to their fathers at some point, sons and daughters give a father shit all the time.

by Solid Mantis September 9, 2019