Controller fap

1. Pressing a button on a console controller rapidly.

The chainsaw battle in Gears Of War 2 made me Controller Fap.

by Bweeman August 22, 2010

Dandy Fap

To toss ones self off.

Brb, off for a Dandy Fap. (Or, "Brb, off for a Dandy")

by MattGoon March 1, 2011

Ghost Fap

While sitting in bed, one pull's their bed sheets up over their head to resemble a ghost, and masturbates underneath.

Can also be done with a flash light underneath the sheets to create the glowing ghost fap. The flash light illuminates the sheet creating a magnificent aural glow.

I scared the hell out of my mom last night, she walked in my room and thought she saw a ghost, turns out she only caught me mid ghost fap.

by Benny Peme* April 17, 2011

Fury Fap

Masturbating in order to release pent-up anger/stress. Usually done by gamers after losing a game.

Person 1: Hey, where'd Ted go?
Person 2: Oh, he lost a game of League of Legends. He's taking a fury fap.

by Poni the poni December 17, 2013

Golden Fap

A sexual act where on individual will cum while the other will urinate on the others japs eye.

Hey baby, im about to cum, come over here so we can set up a little golden fap

by Buxty June 16, 2010

golf fap

When one masturbates very quietly, using only two fingers, with as few strokes as possible.

I was listening to my roommate present her bf with an ass poutine and had to do a golf fap; I didn't want her to know I was home.

by jag_the_rapists July 27, 2012

slow fap

just like the slow clap, but instead of clappin', everybody's fappin'.

it was halftime and we were losing big. in an effort to boost morale, craig started a slow fap. before we knew it, every one of us blew our loads. we lost 77-6.

by mrtuggles July 27, 2013