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whitest job ever

Literally either someone who works at an ice cream shop or is a lifeguard. Fuckgirls-ice cream. Fuckboys-lifeguards. Plain and simple
Dude that lifeguard has the whitest job ever
by Bitchbyee June 9, 2018
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ever won't

Won't ever backwards. Used in Yoda language, is a real thing.
"That's alright, we just EVER WON'T say his name again, we'll only call him Volcano Boy"
by everwon't.com April 29, 2019
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The prettiest girl to ever exist

The prettiest girl ever starts with an s
Sarah

She means the world to me and is a blessing, i love her with all my heart
‘who’s that’

‘that’s the prettiest girl to ever exist
‘oooh that’s sarah!’
by skmb February 23, 2024
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Cutest Girl Ever

Could only ever be the lamest handle in all of urban dictionary land. This self given title is obviously a joking play on words because anyone that could call themselves this name and then give a definition that’s so low and cruel must be because they are they’re one and only fan. This “person” is obviously the furthest thing from being cute inside or out. IRL they are ugly af and end up fat and friendless because of just how mean they truly are.
Guy; Man did you see the definition that the cutest girl ever wrote in the urban dictionary dang that’s one mean fuckin ugly bitch!

Other Guy; ya she’s obviously her one and only fan of herself! Ratchet ass bitch fakin everyone out! She’s obviously top ten of the worlds ugliest females! Farthest thing from cutest girl could ever be!
by CrazyBrains420 July 25, 2024
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Have you ever been bungee jumping?

The pinnacle of questions to be asked on someone’s Snapchat / Instagram story. The writer knows full well that the person answering the question has not cause… dying is not cool. Expect this question to be asked by your local 8th grader.
by Yes… April 20, 2022
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