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full english breakfast

full English breakfast (n). A very
untidy vagina that is frankly too
much to face first thing in the morning.
She wanted a quick one this morning, but that was one full English breakfast.
by C February 24, 2004
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English people

"Tend to be cry babies on xbox live."

And also get incredibly-extremely angry when insulted, and when insulted will insult the insulter with the rudest and most unbelievebly nasty swearwords known to man.
English people, right now lets get on with the definition:

English person: "oh no you got me again"

Foreigner (usually a Yank, no offence intended): "shut up, you little English/British baby."

English person: "F**K YOU! YOU SH*TFORBRAINS, GO EAT (insert incredibly fatty food here), YOU STUPID YANK C*NT!!!!!!!!"
by Englishandproud August 8, 2009
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english penis

describes the penis of all those from england

being small and impotent, the posessors of this small tool are so insecure that they beg bbc to write articles undermining other countrymen's genitalia.

usually the smallest in all the whole world. thats the real reason why english women usually date other country men.
Sue: Dylan, your penis is so tiny.
Dylan: Yeah, I can't help it. I have an english penis. I usually pee on my nuts. THats why I'm so insecure I join a skinhead group to bash them pakis.

Sue: I'm not dating an englishman again. I'm gonna date indian guys from now.
by English men are GAY!!! April 10, 2010
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Englishing

To stand around at work doing nothing once you have completed all your tasks, yet your colleagues are busy all around you.
Restaurant Manager: "Ivana, we are too busy for you to be standing round"

Ivana: " I have finished all my jobs, now I am busy englishing"
by Beruska July 1, 2009
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English country boy

A boy whos in love with nature. He is usually into hunting, fishing, shooting and farming are the most common. He's normally quite tall and muscular and he stands up for what he believes in. Also he is most definately an animal lover but can sometimes smell a bit to much like them! He is normally quite humble
by English country girl. Nature December 21, 2013
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English Bus

When a person, generally female, has two penises inserted into her at the same time, in the same orifice.

This term derives from the well known English mode of transportation: the double-decker bus. Best said in a slight English accent - "The Double-dicker".
"Me and my mate, Johnny, last night, we had this loose chick and we gave her the ol' English bus."
by Stu-pid-as June 6, 2017
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English entitlement

The ignorant belief that all things around you should be in English so you understand them no matter where on earth you are.

To refuse to watch foreign movies, play foreign games or listen to foreign music if they are not dubbed in English, even if they have English subtitles
That guy reeks of English entitlement, he wouldn't even say thank you in the local tongue.
People who expect everything to be dubbed are just English entitled idiots.
by Gaijin Dad November 9, 2017
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