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white elephant gift 

White Elephant gift is that 'something unusual' you purchased, or were given, that has value to someone, somewhere. You've never used but can't throw it away. It is wrapped or rewrapped and given away
White elephant gifts could include dime store perfumes, last years calendar, diapers when you don't have kids, an ashtray but you don't smoke, etc.
white elephant gift by G'ma November 24, 2013

fucked by an elephant

The act of ramming ones knee directly into the asshole of the victim.
"Hey man, you ever been fucked by an elephant? *BAM* you have now!"
fucked by an elephant by D April 11, 2004

Blueberry Elephant 

The title of your crotch area, while you have blue balls. Your wanka being the trunk, and the blue balls being blueberry's, creating a Blueberry Elephant
I had blue balls, so got I a hooker to jerk my blueberry elephant.

pink elephant jizz 

pink elephant jizz is the work of satan

wet elephant 

The act of a man dipping his flaccid penis into a toilet bowl or cup containing a liquid, then slapping an unsuspecting person with it repeatedly, usually over the arm, leg, or shoulder. The receiver is usually sitting in a chair or couch, with their back turned to the giver.
Josh was so drunk at the party last night that he sneaked behind Jennifer while she was sitting on the couch, dipped his penis into her beer glass, and gave her a wet elephant on the arm.
wet elephant by Dan Frantz July 2, 2008

Red Elephant 

Red elephant is a person who stands up to the elephant in the room.
Thanks for being a red elephant, that dude was being a jerk...
Red Elephant by lifegrowth April 9, 2015