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Election

A concept that became fictional in the 2000s and non-existent in 2020. A system that is supposed to fairly represent a citizens desire for their country and leadership.
Why do you vote?
"Because if I don't then we're worse off then if I did. It's better to have a rigged election with some real votes than a rigged election with no real votes. " -anonymous
by Randomchao5 January 6, 2021
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Election stress disorder

A type of Headline Stress Disorder where an individual suffers from intense social and emotional stress, anxiety, depression, and social resentment during and, depending on the election results, shortly after election season for about a month or two. It is caused by the intense negativity of political campaigns, social media, and the media. Generally, women are more likely to get it than men.
Evan: Marissa has been very anxious and depressed lately for some reason. You wouldn’t happen to know why would you?
Timothy: She suffers from intense election stress disorder. Because election started three weeks ago, the media is already getting very nasty about it and the social media companies have already began showing political ads, which is stressing her out.
Evan: I wish I could help her somehow.

Timothy: I read online that being around to talk and support her emotionally can help as well as when you’re with her, try not to talk about politics.

Evan: Thanks, I’ll try that.
by Vanguard 1998 April 26, 2021
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Elections

A democratic institution rigged to oblivion just because nationalistic fanatics won't stop ruining every election in every free state. Elections are also vital to picking a leader and in deciding particular policies.
X: Hey! Did you watch the elections last night?
A: No. Why?
X: Candidate U won with 59% of the vote!
A: Isn't U a nationalist fanatic?
X: I see good in him, don't hate on it. He has a massive political career.
A: His party must've rigged the elections because his supporter base ain't that big.
X: Impossible! His base may be small but the turnout was massive!
A: F*ck you, Nationalist!
X: F*ck yourself, Liberalist Dipsh*t
by minatoisananimeweeb May 29, 2022
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election fuckery

When it takes more than a day to count ballots. When they shut down the voting machines at 2am in six states . When the votes at 3am appear out of nowhere.
You know there is election fuckery going on when they have taken 4 days to steal the election
by SWFTBC2017 November 11, 2022
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election

1- A formal and organized choice by vote of a person for a political office or other position.
2- Candidacy for the first term of a political office or other position.
Election refers to the first term.
by KWY789 January 17, 2023
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Election

A periodic mass ritual legitimising the delegation of popular sovereignty to an empowered few, performed in the name of “democracy” but in reality employed often to consummate its usurpation.
Just as how most students only study for exams rather than for intellectual and spiritual enrichment, most politicians (in a “democracy”) only work for elections rather than serving and leading the people with compassion and vision.
by Humposer February 9, 2023
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Election

Oh, oops, did I fuck that up for your team? Shit. My bad guys. I keep forgetting that I'm this genius, prerequisite-text writing, archetypal figure, and unrelenting psychic terror and that my words carry a lot of weight around here. Oops... Whoopsy...
Hym "Election? What? No... I couldn't possibly have anything to do with that. I'm being ignored! People don't do the things I tell them to do. So... It couldn't have been me!"
by Hym Iam April 20, 2023
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