The act of having sex with a midget. In which you lay down and the midget gets on top and your friend/partner lifts the midget up and down. Similar to the dutch rudder.
by CBoBaggins December 5, 2018
Get the Dutch Leprechaunmug. Noun
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
A maneuver (sexual or platonic) whereupon the giver or "baker" holds down their partner or "victim" and farts while on top of them, forcing them to smell the heinous cloud of ass.
Baker: I got my girlfriend with a Dutch Bakery the other night. Now there's at least three reasons she hates it when I'm on top of her.
by GideonGrey April 23, 2022
Get the Dutch Bakerymug. The term for when one sees a very attractive person out in the public and then a very ugly one right after another. That happy sexual feeling followed by disgust is called the Dutch Turnover or D-Turn.
Guy: "Yo dude, check out that ginger in the corner right there"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine
(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)
Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"
Guy2: "Yeah, i see her. she's pretty fine
(A fat chick gets in the way of the ginger)
Guy: "Woah, major D-Turn!"
Guy2: "i think im gojng to barf now, gotta' love those dutch turnovers"
by Lolias April 27, 2011
Get the Dutch Turnovermug. by Grayskull June 29, 2016
Get the dutch wagonmug. I totally opened the fridge to Paul's Dutch Igloo this morning.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
Mike's Dutch Igloo turned all of our produce brown.
by tallmangram January 22, 2019
Get the Dutch Igloomug. When a wrinkly old man who does not shower dips his dirty ball bag in his beer to make it a brown and dirty color.
Holy fucking fuck balls David, this beer tastes like a Dutch tea.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
Shut up and drink your dirty ball water Garrett you curly headed fuck.
by Van Dammit February 24, 2015
Get the dutch teamug. When a guy swings his dick around like a windmill and the girl tries to catch it in her mouth.
Something something windmill something something bj.
Something something windmill something something bj.
by Hotelalphlimaechoyankee October 26, 2019
Get the Dutch hummermug.