Double dumbass on you!

A plain,classic Star Trek phrase,delivered by the one and only Captain Kirk to a cab driver in one of the Original Series feature films.

Cab driver: Watch where you're going, you dumbass!
Captain Kirk: Double dumbass on you!

by ChameleonAce01 June 29, 2010

professional dumbass

Someone so stupid it’s a profession for them

You see John over there?

He thinks that’s it’s fun to eat rocks and stick things up people’s ass.

This is a professional dumbass

by Professional Dumbass February 10, 2021

Emma Roberts dumbass

emma roberts is one of the dumbest people ever (i still love her)
exhibit a: walked into a glass door and broke her nose
exhibit b: joined a book club but can’t read
exhibit c: when defending taylor swift she use “your” instead of “you’re”
exhibit d: she’s scared of horror things but watches it alone at night
there’s more (emma there’s nothing wrong about being a dumbass ily)

emma roberts? year emma roberts dumbass she’s a little bit confused in life sometimes 😭🙏

by nayasemma January 7, 2021

Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore

That person, normally a female, who defines everything that warrents your scorn. This term should only be said to the person it describes if you know you will never want anything from her (or him), including, but not limited to, sex, booze, sex with her sister or friend.

That Marissa Walch is such a Motherfucking Piece of Shit Dumbass Bitch Whore and she should be shot.

by American Captain June 23, 2008

better a smartass than a dumbass

quick witted response given when someone calls you a smartass that furthers your smartassness.

Bill to Bob: "You look like erectile dysfunction!"
Tom: "You know what erectile dysfunction looks like? I'm sorry man."
Bill: "Smartass"
Tom: "Better a smartass than a dumbass"
Bill cries himself to sleep.

by unemployed_tom June 28, 2006

Global Dumbass

Someone who's fucking stupid and doesnt know anything about global issues.

Iain: why's it so dark outside?

Zach: its because of global dimming you global dumbass!

by The juciest juicer October 5, 2017

stupid dumbass that should die

a stupid dumbass that looks like nikocado

chloe: you’re such a stupid dumbass that should die!

jacob: i know… im so emo and fat.. 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

by saturnn <3 October 6, 2022