Dry Sheaves

The urge to poop after pooping so much there is nothing left. Similar to Dry Heaves.

I was sitting on the toilet for half an hour with the dry sheaves this morning.

by DefNotRight August 28, 2016

Dry Wiper

A dry wiper is simply a person who prefers conventional methods of ass wiping, post taking a shit over more progressive methods, such as using either wet wipes or a bidet.

“I was almost done shitting in their bathroom and noticed they didn’t have any wet wipes behind the toilet. I’m telling you, the Robinsons are dry wipers.”

by NossiraH SivaD April 28, 2019

dry dance

Dancing without music

Dana you should dry dance!

by makeupwords123 June 26, 2016

Dry shower

Having a shower with no water

Today I had a dry shower. I am still dirty.

by Isla Kanal May 27, 2021

Dry shite

Wet blanket, no fun, boring

Ah, he was being a dry shite last night, he wanted to leave the club by 11 pm

by Irish American lassie June 26, 2018

Dry Doddington

Village in England, however can also be described as being not sexually aroused, would often be used by those of the upper class.

'Oh dear i'm afraid you've given me a Dry Doddington with those acts'

by TheGreatPozzMan June 3, 2019

Dry Drill

The act of fucking someone up the arse without lubrication.

I dry drilled some bird last, snapped my banjo clean off.

by schtiv January 1, 2012