A small and mischevious fairy who will come visit you when you are drinking alcohol. Watch out...if she pokes you, you instantly become drunk. She will often do this without your knowledge. One minute you will be sober, then she will poke you and it's all over. She has also been known to get rough and do a little more than poke...not a good thing!
Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.
Claiming to have been poked (or worse) by the drunk fairy is a way for drunkards to blame someone other than themself for their getting sloshed.
David: "Did you see John last night? He was acting goofy and talking gibberish...he could hardly stand up. He must have been poked by the drunk fairy!"
Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"
Bob: "Poked?!? Nah...did you see him? He was WASTED. She must have punched him...probably kicked him in the nuts too!"
by Nicodemus 27 March 14, 2007
Get the drunk fairymug. Calling someone on the phone, while intoxicated, to tell them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them
1--what you really think.
2--something they should really know
3--Confess to something you did to them
While Drunk Dialing my ex-mother-in-law, I explained to her exactly what was wrong with her son, including his sexual habits.
by cowsarecool July 24, 2009
Get the Drunk Dialingmug. . Girl on Girl
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
. Unnecessary volume
. Horny as fuck
. Touches everyone (aka- handsy)
. Hater blockers in action
. Raping of inanimate objects and/or people
. Mouth open
. Paparazzi status
When you're drunk enough that you are time traveling and having the best time of your life- you are Mercedes Drunk.
by Badger Crew June 12, 2013
Get the Mercedes Drunkmug. PERSON A: Yeah, Christine took 12 shots for her birthday and started crying. She was telling everybody about some guy named Ryan for hours while crying. She wouldn't shut up.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.
PERSON B: Haha that sucks, I didn't know she was an emotional drunk.
by Joseph Tran From San Diego October 8, 2008
Get the Emotional Drunkmug. condition describing the feeling someone gets when the unexpectedly win an auction on eBay and immediately start bidding on other auctions and end up spending too much money.
Paulash just won a jersey on eBay and went and bid on 5 more jerseys and is now broke. He was eBay drunk
by Paulash January 18, 2009
Get the eBay drunkmug. Drunk emailing (drailing): while completely inebriated you foolishly believe 1) You're a prolific writer. 2) You're Poetic. 3) You're a comedian. 4) Not saving your sent messages will save you from complete and total embarassment - this only leads you to wonder what the heck you actually did say after typing for two hours. 5) Spell check hides your obvious drunkenness.
Sending a drunk email at 2am after drinking a 40 ouncer of vodka and hoping to endear yourself to your new man (or woman) by revealing past sexual exploits, and foolishing thinking he/she would be turned on after reading how you 'made it' with the entire band.
by drailer May 23, 2006
Get the Drunk Emailmug. by yellowbuzzard January 10, 2010
Get the Lesbian Drunkmug.