dong water

dick sweat. straight fucking dick sweat.

my mom was making fun of me today. she’s literally fkn dong water.

by c0keboys February 26, 2021

whopper dong

a big ass fuckin dick

sally: “yo that dude had a whopper dong “
jessica: wow

by faggotwithoneg December 21, 2017

Dong Brow

Someone acting like an exceptionally big asshole. Worse than both an asshole and dickhead.

Wow bro, why would you do that? That's a real dong brow move, I swear!

Shut up dong brow, I don't want to hear it.

by armchair_hero April 23, 2019

shmolly dong

another term for penis. See dong, wang, burger, biscuit, diddly...

Dude. She definitely wants the Shmolly dong.

by Thediddly21 May 31, 2016

out donged

to provide a larger dong in a dong competition also known as a dick measuring contest.

damn dude, I believe I've been out donged.

by flexonmyex September 25, 2018

Burrito Dong

When someones dong is thick, and short.

"I went over to Adam's house last night, he showed me his Burrito Dong."

by Burrito May 24, 2014

Dong dazzle

This can be used as a noun, adjective, or verb in many instances of extreme "Weiner Happyness"

"Damn Woman, you just Dong Dazzled me!", "Dustin came over last night and freakin Dong Dazzled Me!", "That would make him a Dong Dazzler!"

by Dustbuster22 May 16, 2010