A type of dessert-replacement whereby the waitress or waiter proceeds to put on knee pads, crawl under the table, and fellate the customer.

Often abbreviated to Donny Rod, and inherits it’s name from a traditional Portugese dessert

“And for dessert I’ll have the Don Rodrigo”
knee pads

“Had the best meal last night, even got a donny rod on the house”

“This is a really classy restaurant, I bet they have the best Donny Rods known to Man”

Don Rodrigo by Donny Rod connoisseur August 12, 2023

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don't tase me bro

Something that you might say to the police before getting tased, whether or not you are already subdued and under police control. (From statement made by University of Florida student Andrew Meyer during a September 17, 2007, question and answer session with United States Senator John Kerry.)

"What did I do? What did I do? Help me! Don't tase me bro!" <zap>

don't tase me bro by Big Steve October 2, 2007

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Don't bother

Don't bother: don't even try or think about trying.(key word: 'try')

'Don't bother' trying on those pants they obviously won't fit you!!!

Don't bother by Raining with love March 11, 2017

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Don't Real

A term combining "isn't real" and "don't exist", this internet meme was coined by MannixThePirate of Youtube and Blogtv.

Some things that don't real include: aliens, mental illness, female orgasms, God, 9/11, grammar, and mudkipz.

Paul: Hey man, look at those hot lesbians over there!

Nick: Pfft, you're a moron. Lesbians don't real.

Don't Real by xToadlordx September 2, 2009

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