pot doctor

A doctor who evaluates your issues, whatever they may (or may not) be, and declares that yes indeed sir or ma'am you are entitled to some medical marijuana as the cure for what ails you, and gives you a scrip, and then off you go to the dispensary.

Ya know, it's funny how the pot doctor didn't examine my eyes at all, but still wrote me a scrip saying that I need pot for glaucoma.

by Klendathu_Jones July 17, 2016

self-doctor

drug addicts. who syringe them selves.

where's max? hes self-doctoring :)

by rukkestop July 20, 2010

Doctor

a doctor is a person who kills your ills by pills, and then kills you by his bills

person 1: hey buddy, i need some help, a doctor had just killed my ills thru pills then killed me with bills
person 2: i gotchu fam

by [insert letter spam here] February 17, 2021

Doctor Poo Fandom

1. A group of people who make fun of both Doctor Who and it's fan base with such joy.

Laura said happily "Why do grown people dress up in costume for Doctor Who? Like grow up and loose your soul, become boring , and depressed like the rest of us adults." Laura so part of the Doctor Poo Fandom.

by Breaking_Sad November 20, 2015

doctor dc podcast

Two hosts that are the characters in letterkenny that only show up as deleted scenes because they are deemed WAY TO CANADIAN! they read comics, talk comics and desperately wish for a Muscular Women of Comics Sex Dungeon, that show up on their credit cards as “Mini Golf with ball gags” and when their wives question “what this is?” They simply shrug and say “You say Poutine, I say step on my neck til I can’t breathe.”

Listen to the Doctor Dc Podcast! 5 star review

by YoCrowsItsScareBro December 1, 2021

Doctor Octopused

By duct taping 4 bidet sets into a 4-in-1 action and getting sprayed in the anus

Bro i got doctor octopused last night

by Plaanz August 25, 2021

Doctorable

A tream made up out of nowhere by Sabastian Birch on Nopixel GTA RP

Answering the Phone "Hello Doctorable Sonya Gratz..........:

by LrdJasta January 19, 2023