Dildew

A mtn dew bottle in the shape of a dildo

gimme dat dildew

by dildew42069 April 19, 2017

dilddy

a character made on the game 'dream daddy" by dan howell and phil lester.

bro 1: have you seen dan and phil's new dream daddy?
bro 2: yeah, dilddy is so relatable.

by sugarplumdjh August 21, 2017

Dildocorn

A unicorn that has a dildo as a horn

Woah look at that Dildocorn behind that bush

by Skyler.l October 27, 2017

dilderp

Dilderp is when you are at a relatives house or in front of parents or grandparents. And a dildo or other similar sex type device falls out of your bag or out of your clothes and lands awkwardly in plain sight right in front of everyone..

so i was at my brothers wedding and i tripped on the chaple steps and my purse flew open and Thats when the ultimate DILDERP occured. Everybody was just staring at it! i wanted to pick it up, but each moment that i stood there paralyzed, more people became aware of it, and not all of them kbew it was mine right? yeah right.. DILDERP CITY!

by KrashWorship April 22, 2018

Dildo

An insult when someone is to fake to be classed as a real dick

God dylan you're such a dildo XD

by Emma XD February 8, 2018

Dildo Crunch

When you have a boner and you run into a wall and your penis curls into a ball.

Ayo John, I just got dildo crunch. It hurts like FRICK.
My dildo crunch is one of a kind.

by Ten Retro January 17, 2019

dildo fairy

A mythical Fairy that delivers dildos to deserving woman and men

Woke up and that bitch had a dildo under her Pillow. Bitch was visited by the dildo fairy

by mastodonPenis March 18, 2019