dubsalm

To speak for someone else; to represent another person's words, opinions, or intentions.

As the meeting progressed, it became clear that John was dubsalming for the absent CEO.

by Blackout Boys May 31, 2024

Debussy

Originated around the show “Dexter”, Dexter’s sister Deb seems to get some horizontal refreshments a lot.

Debussy is a term for a woman’s, who is a solid 3-5/10, pussy.

“Damn, Quinn just went in the room to get some Debussy”

by Semendemon696969 February 5, 2025

Deutsche Bahn Orgasm

When an orgasm is delayed, but not enough to get compensation for it.

Sam: I had a Deutsche Bahn Orgasm last night.

Annabel: No way! How long was it delayed by?

Sam: Couldn't tell you, it passed by when it was convenient.

by paper meatball January 22, 2026

Deutschenglish

English spoken with a German accent or style, equivalent to Franglais, only German.

Henning Wehn speaks fluent Deutschenglish; he's a Deutschanglophone.

by Baker's Doesn't January 26, 2026

Deus sex machina

Phenomena where the most unbreedable character in fiction gets laid for the purpose of plot or bad writing

(insert the most annoying character in fiction) is getting laid can you believe it?

fucking Deus sex machina

by evil molester February 11, 2026

deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

Man strives for Deus Purus, or pure God: an ultimate bliss nothingness once provided with three criteria– (1)harmonic (2)satisfaction of the highest quality (3)within the largest quantity of time. Deus Purus is both created and destroyed by stimulus awareness gives us throughout our life called opportunities. Opportunities can either become problems or solutions, the latter resulting in Deus Purus. Therefore, mans purpose is to solve opportunities to achieve ultimate bliss.

Man that sins or is destructive strives for Diabolus In Habitu Simulato, or Devil in disguise. Like Deus Purus, it gives satisfaction of the highest quality etc. but this fulfilment is not harmonic and disrupts ones’ life. It is either harmful to oneself or others or lies in ignorance. Diabolus In Habitu Simulato is both a solution in the short term but a problem in the long term. It should be avoided, despite fulfilling two of the three criteria of Deus Purus.

- Lucas Angelo from his book "Awareness And The Harmonic Satisfaction Of Solutions"

Person A: "I'm going out drinking tonight again.."
Person B: "Oh god.. more diabolus in habitu simulato.."
Person A:"Yeah, well it's good for me, I am not hurting anyone and I'm not an alcoholic. Besides, studying for that useless degree is not gonna get you Deus Purus like you want, so why don't you dance with the devil abit more like me, eh?"
- example of deus purus/ diabolus in habitu simulato

by physioglogy March 7, 2026

deutschebahned

when your travel plans are ruined by the German train company — Deutsche Bahn

Adam: "wait, does this say our train got cancelled?"
Ben: "yep, we just got deutschebahned"

by leroumdeux June 13, 2025