depression boner

Depression boner, is when you have a boner because of an even that makes you sad but in response it gives you a raging boner
For example tanner has gotten the biggest depression boner of his life because his poor pooch has been killed
by tanner the poor pooch March 21, 2017
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Depressed-Messed

(adj.) When someone's really screwed up and has personality issues because they're actually depressed about something and don't want to admit it.
"Hey, that kid over there is really weird - he doesn't even smile. He got so angry when I said hi"
"Don't worry about it. He's just depressed-messed"
by NeonForever72 May 21, 2009
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Winter Depression

A person who gets more irratable or sad in the Winter because they don't like snow or cold.
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Guy 1: I don't get why my girlfriends been sadder than normal. She's been pregnant for a month now and she was so happy at first, but ever since winter just started, she's been sadder.

Guy 2: Aww, I don't know...Maybe she just has a case of WINTER DEPRESSION. Obviously, she can't be PMSing.

Guy 1: Ya you're probably right about having Winter Depression.

Guy 2: I mean have you been in any recent fights with her?

Guy 1: Nothing recent.

Guy 2: Then you've got nothing to worry about
by xDGoMuSiCxD January 03, 2010
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postpartying depression

A condition that occurs in people who have been partying heavily for a continuous period of time and come to a sudden cease of this activity. Often accompanied by symptoms of fatigue, insomnia, crying episodes, irritability and a general sense of hopelessness, due to psychological adjustments to regular everyday life.
- Why are you so mopy today? - why, I miss partying man! I think I got postpartying depression! Everything's back to "normal" now; shit, I hate it! I ain't ready dude! and my next party's till I don't know when. I don't know what I'm gonna do ...
by Cybercass December 27, 2009
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depressed people

people that make bart Simpson edits with XXXtentation songs
me:yo dude follow my new account
friend: what is it?
me: RIP_X_sadboi
friend *under breath* :depressed people nowadays
by m0bamba_lover_69 January 02, 2019
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depression complex

Depression Complex is that of a person who does not believe in depression as an illness, yet they appear to be dealing with it themselves, while it is impossible to prove that they have depression, they seem the most conflicted and unhappy.
Guy 1: Hey man you alright you seem a little depressed.

Guy 2: I'm okay, I don't exactly believe in depression, i mean, i believe people can be sad, but I don't believe it's an illness.

Guy 1: I understand, you must have a

"depression complex", but ya know others won't understand right.

Guy 2: Yeah, I know...
by Trivial Ideas December 03, 2016
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depression dealer

When a friend of yours says shit that makes everyone else depressed.
Jen looked up "you know,today last year,my mom had a miscarriage" Jake grunted depression dealer

Sadly enough usually I'm this person,I'm messed up lol.
I'm a depression dealer
by andyMessdefine. August 20, 2017
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