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self dealing

When someone wants to be a pig and cash in on what you already got going for yourself.
"Wow. I thought the mofo was honestly wanting to help. But his self dealing antics got in the way to having good sex."
by Aspxts-pa-leez April 24, 2018
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The man type deal

The man type deal is when you have sex with a male.
Guy 1: Hey you love the man type deal Guy 2: What's that? Guy1:It means you have sex with a man
by FatFuckingNuts October 20, 2018
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Daddy Deals

When you or someone you know is to lazy to take care of things themselves and has to have there father help them.
Yo mike's dad is paying for half of his car because he is to lazy to work. Damn he be getting those (Daddy Deals)
by JQ07 September 30, 2008
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My therapist asked me what I did to keep myself busy when I was bored, so I told him that I was always dealing myself a hand of solitaire on Sunday afternoons.
by El ritardo April 17, 2020
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Racing Deal

A dirty deal that has very little chance to have a positive outcome. Or, a choice made by one person to spite another within the very murky lines of the law. (Particularly that of racing; that both parties must accept the terms of racing, and that all racers must accept the outcome of one another’s actions (dirty racing))
“Cale Yarborough went for a gap that was going to disappear, and Donnie Allison threw a block That was almost certainly going to wreck someone if not both of them. At the end of the day… it was just one of those racing deals.” Youtube: The Most Important Race in NASCAR History Deserves a Closer Look: The 1979 Daytona 500 time: 8:45
by MAXX_ATTAXX_101 July 7, 2020
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Semen splattering deal

A deal so good that it makes a mess in your trousers.
If he wants a normal sale source on..not quite the semen splattering deals we've got on the go elsewhere 😉
by Martoon32 March 20, 2021
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Deal

Someone who says the word “ Deal “ Often means they are trying to use you and force you to buy them fortnite skins.

Also means that they are super gay and dumb as fuck
by Hfgjfzcbh November 27, 2018
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