An advanced, high-tier erotic roleplay move reserved for only the most seasoned veterans of the craft. "The Real Deal" is not just a line—it's a status, a declaration, and a finishing move all in one.
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
Only accessible to ERPers who have maxed out their stats in Cringe Resistance, Typing Stamina, and Emotional Projection, this technique unleashes a level of raw, unfiltered roleplay intensity that most casuals simply cannot handle.
Usage Requirements:
• ERP Level: 99
• Typing Speed: 120+ WPM
• Lack of Shame: Absolute
Signature User: Communist_02
Activation Phrase: “THIS IS THE REAL DEAL!!”
Effects:
• Stuns opponents for 3 turns due to shock and disbelief.
• Has a 20% chance to crash the server from sheer intensity.
• Causes irreversible secondhand embarrassment in a 5-mile radius
by realdeal_phobos April 18, 2025
Get the The Real Dealmug. by Furrygamer420 May 9, 2020
Get the Dealmug. Can’t even deal mean that you can’t even deal but shortens can’t be fucked this is mostly used by anna
by Anna the best bitch June 22, 2021
Get the Can’t even dealmug. When a decision is made with zero hesitation, zero reversal, and full conviction.
No more talking. No backing out.
DONE FUCKING DEAL.
No more talking. No backing out.
DONE FUCKING DEAL.
"Charith said we’re launching next Friday, not next month. Done deal."
"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."
"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."
"We’re skipping the party and hitting the gym instead. Done deal."
"I’m breaking up with her. Done deal."
by DADDY RITH May 28, 2025
Get the DONE DEALmug. Could mean literally anything. Could describe a person, a thing, a situation. Popularized by radio shock jock Bubba The Love Sponge.
Hand me that deal over there. That was a fucked up deal. I took Monica out and next thing I knew she was tugging on my deal. Mike was involved in a deal with Jim over those gimmicks. We got a simulation kinda deal happening here with that deal.
by McGillicutty Mandingo Jones February 12, 2017
Get the Dealmug. To give away land you own, and as part of the deal you pay the person or entity you're giving the land to a considerable sum of money.
Example 1: I'm giving away half my garden to my neighbour, and paying him £10,000. The wife's not too happy, but I'm calling it, my Chagos Deal!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
Example 2: Have you heard, the UK government is giving the Chagos Islands to Mauritius! In addition, as part of the deal, they are paying the Mauritius government in excess of £9 billion!
by Wasitpolad February 12, 2025
Get the Chagos Dealmug. When a gentleman coughs his filthy yoghurt into mother and daughter (not necessarily at the same time)
by Martin Andrew March 26, 2024
Get the milf dilf dealmug.