Sarky Dave

A conjuction of the word Sarky, an individual unable to recognise the sarcastic undertones of anothers voice, and Dave, a name often associated with slow dim-whitted idiots. A Sarky Dave would undoubtedly have been walked around on a lesh as a child.

Froslim- yo check out da kid on dat lesh he be weirdin me out

Expert- that child will undoubtedly grow into a Sarky Dave. Parasites.

"Hey Dave your lyrics are really good"- a Sarky Dave will never understand this sarcasm, ever.

by Alicbaker December 15, 2011

Crazy Dave

A main character From Plants VS Zombies. Gave you the plants himself. Why did he put a wall-nut in your hand? BECAUSE HE'S CRAZY!

Crazy Dave Used a Peashooter to defeat Zombies.

by Plant Handler #69 March 16, 2021

Basic Dave

“dave thats a bit of a basic name” dave is a very basic person who doesnt share sweets

basic dave is such a basic name i bet you he drives a fiat 500!

by chwadan October 10, 2019

Dave's Law

That no matter where or when you go to a library, you will automatically have had an overdue book and owe a hefty fine.

Sorry I can't pay for McDonald's, I had to pay the library who totally Dave's Lawed me.

by A BLT. August 31, 2011

Dave mustaine

The lead singer of megadeth

BRO DAVE MUSTAINE IS SOO COOL!!

by Definitelynotchickennugget March 26, 2023

dave is cool

Telling someone named Dave that their name is cool

Tim: hey dave your name is cool
Dave: thanks man
dave is cool

by UncleIsYes January 7, 2023

Steve dave

The most badass crusher operator in the land. Know for his huge dick and large production output. Steve Dave's can be found in the wild but very rarely. Steve Dave's also can get a girl wet with just the pronunciation of his name.

GUY:STEVE DAVE really kicks ass !

GIRL: OMG, did u just say what I thought u did?!

GUY: Steve dave ?

GIRL: I'm gonna needs some panties.

by Stevedave711 March 31, 2021