Daddy dominic

A big strong man

He is my big daddy Dominic

by Hahahattt January 16, 2019

Daddy's croissant

When you're in a hotel in France and your dad's fucking your mouth harder than usual. Then, as he's about to blow his load, he squats over your face, blasts into your belly button while unloading the continental breakfast he ate 3 hours before into your swollen mouth and screams, "Sacré bleu".

At a hostel in Marseille:

Mom: Sweetie what are you having for breakfast?
Me: I might have a bit of daddy's croissant.
Dad: Ok sweetheart *unzips pants*

by dabruce September 6, 2019

Daddy Sprite

Bud Light Lime’s alias. This fruity excuse for a beer is not for kids or the faint of heart. It’s the beverage of choice for New Balance and hiked up white sock wearing dads everywhere.

Slogan: “Obey your dad bod. Drink Daddy Sprite.”

by ThatFriggnGuy July 10, 2018

dank daddy

Instead of a man giving you money for Sex/Love, he gives you weed

I got a new plug, he's going to be my Dank Daddy from now on

by SabinaCigBottle February 16, 2017

Daddy Oreo

This person looks like a chick but really has a thicc piece of meat. Daddy Oreo is loved by many yet hated by some. He is one kinky mofo and can be very submissive but can also tie you down and torture you like a sadistic prince. Dont mess with this hottie as he may or may not eat your babies.

Oh Daddy Oreo... let me succ you

by Daddy Oreo March 13, 2018

daddy candycane

The act of russian candycane-ing your daughter.

Omg! My dad gave me such an amazing daddy candycane last night!

by Trysexualdaddy0006 December 7, 2018

Disney Daddy

The guy with the sweetest plum.
Swaggering mother fucker. Past wife experience overcompersating for the marginalization of time in his kids life.
The daddy is the Disney dad behind the curtain with that snowwhite voice

Bikini model. Reverse karma happens folks.

Tony is the Disney daddy. He landed Kat
Aka sweetest plum. She has that snowwhite voice and rocks a bikini.
He is making up for lost time.

Nothing like seeing the dog from the shelter underdog all hellter shelter
Disney daddy you rock.

by Tonythetiler January 22, 2022