Double peneflation

When suppliers fuck the consumer by simultaneously increasing prices and shrinking the product (quantity, quality, portions, …). It can be equivalently thought of as shrinkflation along with unit price increase.

Bob: My internet bill increased this month.
Alice: Did your service bandwidth or speed improve?
Bob: No, it actually got worse.
Alive: You got fucked by double peneflation.

by Aix3zeiz September 10, 2023

Double tease

When you're about to get double teamed and then the people decided no

"If you're about to get double teamed and the they decided no, were you double teased?"-Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Janet: "Yeah last night I was about to get double teamed and then they said no and for me to get out."
Jennifer: "So you got double teased! Loser"
Janet: "f*ck off"

by not_the_true_king_of_sarcasm February 27, 2021

double subway

A vile sexual act reserved for dirty jail cells and the basements of the stickiest gay bars. An act so unspeakable that it cannot be put into words.

Jared Fogle screamed to his cell mate, "Please no! Not the double subway! Anything but that!"

by doublesubway January 26, 2016

Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Double Crunch

A Double Crunch is when you suck dick on a beach and he has a sandy penis but you’re no quitter

1. Samantha : I was sucking his dick at the beach and it was too sandy.

Chole : did you quit ?
Samantha : I double crunched that dick , i ain’t no quitter

by UrMumInMyBed July 15, 2018

Double Chuck

(n) In Poker, having a four-of-a-kind made up of all twos.

See: Chuck

You've got a Full House, but I've got Double-Chuck

by Ron Palmer March 23, 2005

Double Tusking

To play Fleetwood Mac's "Tusk" in succession or simultaneously.

Person A: Tusk, with all the pauses, the way Lindsey Buckingham intended it to be, but on repeat.

Person B: I can't believe that she-devil is Double Tusking.

by Dong King December 11, 2010