Double Rubbing

A two fisted hand hand job or two fisted wank.

I got a big cock so she she was double rubbing.

by Eaton Holgoode May 4, 2018

Double Eskimo

A sex move guaranteed to result in the woman becoming pregnant with twins.

Dave and Gwen were doing the Double Eskimo... now she's pregnant with twins.

by Eskimo Dave M July 7, 2012

Double Handing

1. When your penis is so big you have to jack off with both hands.

2. When you jack off with both hands to simulate the feeling of a vagina.

Jamie was double handing to Ariana Grande pictures during Lunch break in the bathroom

by fivesome April 2, 2015

double naughty

Double Naughty is a term used when a female is overly flirtatious, bordering on the vulgar it is considered double naughty.

Man 1: Yeah she was some yoga teacher bruv, proper bendy, look, look.
*Shows bendy yoga teacher"
Man 2: Jesus, fuuuck, what she sent that to you did she?
Man 1: Double naughty.

by Strongest Man in Hastings November 22, 2016

Double Zero

Something cooler than cool. Something so cool it can only be described by the fictional temperature “double zero”.

See also, “zero”

“Did you see that Keanu Reeves is giving away autographed super cars filled with puppies?” “Yeah! Thats double zero.”

by Itsmee November 10, 2020

double lol

An emphasized version of the overused lol (laughing out loud)

A: I feel so useless!
B: lol
A: I'm probably gonna kill myself tonight...
B: double lol
*** silence ***
A: good night!
*** silence ***

by Fabrizio Corona February 25, 2009

Double Bidet

A Double Bidet is when one masturbates and ejaculates at the same time as they poop into a toilet. While the ejaculate hits the chin, the toilet water jumps up to caress the asshole.

A double bidet is a great way to start the day.

by Writtenfailure June 23, 2018