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Doing the Doohan

Doing the Doohan refers to harnessing the inner 'Mick Doohan' world famous motor bike rider while you're slamming the clam from behind take these steps...
- Thumb in the bum
- Crank it to 11...
- And rev it up! (mimic revving a motor cycle accelerater)
*NOTE: FOCUS ON THE AXCENTUSTION OF YOUR AXCELERATION OF HER BUM HOLE... THUMB VIBRATIONS AND WRIST MOTION IS INTEGRAL!

(SPEED IS KEY)

Founder: Nicholas Michael Douglas perry
Doing The Doohan is defined as 'Whilst slamming the clam I started doin tha Doohan'
'I think she'd enjoy doin the doohan'
by nick old mate August 4, 2023
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not doing surveys

Any activity that contributes in some way to the betterment of humanity. Also; something useful that has nothing to do with myspace. Can involve work, play, having a life, making real-life friends and in general not being a complete asshole.
"I'd love to spend my life engaged in pointless activities, but I'm busy not doing surveys."
by pavillionguy October 7, 2008
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An outright lie told by someone wishing to avoid the company of another or hide what it is they are doing from said person.
Guy 1: Hey, wanna skype?
Guy 2: (skyping guy 1's ex/cheating on guy 1/slightly hates guy 1) Oh, sorry, I'm doing chem homework.
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dominate

verb: to own, especially in a said situation.
i will definitely dominate my chick tonight.

ready to dominate this show??

that shark just dominated a seal lion!
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Doing an Adam

Doing an Adam (alternatively, "going for an Adam") refers to the act of doing a topless shit.

A topless shit is only "an Adam" if you took your clothes off before going for a shit. If you were already topless beforehand, it does not count. You must also be fully topless: no vests or bras.

Doing a naked shit is sometimes called a "full Adam", although a topless shit is never called a "half Adam".

The main advantage of doing an Adam is that when you are straining on the toilet, your shirt will not get sweaty from your exertions.
Joe: Dude, where's your shirt?

Matt: Oh, I left it in the toilet.

Joe: Why did you take it off?

Matt: I was doing an Adam.

Joe: Ah, of course.
by SellyOakRam August 23, 2011
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how ya doin

Hey man how ya doin?
by Andrew November 28, 2004
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