dillster

Common word for "dumbass," "fuckwit," or "stupid."

Damnit, Eric! You are such a dillster for dropping the soap!

by Jimbabwe March 26, 2007

Dollar Lamprey

Named for the aquatic animal that feeds on the blood and sometimes internal organs of fish, the dollar lamprey is a person who is romantically attracted to others based on their monetary wealth. Typically, these people will attempt to suck out the soul of their victims directly through the wallet.

Dude, you she's only with that wet doughnut because he drives a BMW. Psst, dollar lamprey.

by oxygen theif April 25, 2010

dollar shit

The act of taking a shit while on the clock at an hourly job, resulting in beind paid aproxametly a dollar for taking the shit.

Im gonna go take a dollar shit.

by usmc93 July 6, 2010

Dollar Penis Trick

A trick performed by a well-endowed male where a dollar bill is picked up off of a table or other flat surface entirely with the penis in a grabbing-like motion that resembles the flexibility of an elephant trunk.

Hey, did you see that stripper pick up that dollar off of the stage? He is truly a master of the dollar penis trick!

by Richard "Dick" Slinger October 31, 2012

cubic dollars

Having more money than your opponent -- Buying victory. Originated from Drag racing.

"The only substitute for cubic inches is cubic dollars."

by John Arnold January 23, 2006

thong-dollaz

Money earned by strippers, especially if that money is stuffed into their underwear by strip club patrons. First used by Jeph Jacques in his webcomic Questionable Content.

Lemme guess, you spent all your thong-dollaz on lipo and a boob job? Of course, in your line of work those are tax-deductible.

by Ben Jarvis December 10, 2008

2 dolla ho

A 2 dolla ho is a ho that no one buys, which is y they only 2 dolla

Damn, look at that ugly 2 dolla ho

by Wigginacolyte January 18, 2017