dollar store meat

Dollar store meat means a cheap male penis that is sold for 99 cents at the dollar store

Kaley: hey anthony, i just bought this dollar store meat... yumm

by anon6969420quickscopeXx July 7, 2016

evolved poop dollar

a prank played on strangers involving laying on the ground with a rolled up dollar bill in your butt crack

Dylan- "check out this dollar!"
Josh-"where did you get that?"
Dylan-" that dudes sweet cheeks"
Josh-"OH NO... EVOLVED POOP DOLLAR"

by Josh is my name April 18, 2018

Soapin on my dollar

When your roommates use your soap and shampoo without permission.

I am all out of shampoo, you been soapin on my dollar?

by DctrDave December 28, 2011

dollar eye syndrome

Typically, when a person is being exceptionally greedy at a time (having dollar sign eyes), it is a one time thing and they revert back to normal. Dollar Eye Syndrome (DES) refers to someone who has the dollar sign eyes turned on permanently. Symptoms include making rash, greedy decisions that can result in the loss of friends, family, global sanity, and in extreme cases, even lives. This syndrome is very common among very rich CEOs.

Ex-McDonald's Employee: Who is the CEO of McDonald's? I got paid minimum wage and I am sure he would have paid me nothing if it was legal. That bastard has Dollar Eye Syndrome.
Random guy: (Does a Google search): Steve Easterbrook sir.

by ManMan36 May 11, 2016

100 dollar situation

A situation a group of friends always get roped into that usually totals out at 100 dollars. Sometimes more...

Hey man I’m grounded I got in another 100 dollar situation

by Imissoldlilpump November 14, 2019

let the dollar decide

When you can't make a decision so you flip a dollar bill.

- Should we order pizza or Chinese food?
- I don't know , let's let the dollar decide.

by sumkorie June 23, 2020

Iraqi-ass-dollar

The act of creasing any denomination of paper currency the long way; placing the bill between one's ass cheecks. This must be held for a period no less than 30 minutes prior to exchanging for goods or services.

While riding to purchase a jeep Cherokee, a 1 hour 45 minute drive away, my cousin informed me he had a surprise. Before arriving on our long car ride he pulls over counts his hundred dollar bills and says one is missing. Pulls one out of his ass and says my "Iraqi-ass-dollar!!! Let's ride!!!"

by Reyer December 24, 2012