Cryptosplaining

When a crypto bro tries to explain a topic they think the blockchain can improve to a person who’s an expert in said topic

Just saw a crypto bro cryptosplaining video game assets to a developer. Fun times.

by Draconiou5 January 17, 2022

cryptohead

A person who is addicted to buy and sell crypto-currencies, as Bitcoin.

Mark is such a cryptohead, he lost all his money

by Toyolloy_1889 January 18, 2022

Cryptohit

When you shoot someone in the back of the head at a target,flopping on a baby

Is that a guy doing a cryptohit

by Hsjskdjsj January 21, 2022

cryptomanure

A synonym for NFTs.

Crypto bro: Hey dude! Look at all my cool NFTs.

Normal person: Lolz you just bought a bunch of cryptomanure.

by A bunch of random letters January 23, 2022

CryptoClouds

CryptoClouds is a non-stop orginization support each other while making NFTS

Person 1: Ever heard of CryptoClouds?

Person 2: Yes, they make NFTS!

by mxrgan2717181 February 15, 2022

CryptoKnightYT

a peculiar kind of person who acquires sexual pleasure from wall riding other players in Forza Horizon 5, including individuals on their own team. Has a particular obsession with grinding b class rivals and remaining on the same time for eternity

if you pull a CryptoKnightYT you will not be allowed to run the tag 'RR&R' in Forza Horizon team wars

by kekclips April 27, 2022

Cryptophobe

A strange kind of technophobe that has been conditioned by the establishment that control web 2.0 into fearing the freedom provided by web 3.0.

There are so many cryptophobes that don't understand how NFTs work, but have been convinced by twitter hot-takes into believing thy are pointless and evil.

by satoshi June 2, 2022