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Crystal

Incredible hot chick, funny, smart, loves hiking and skydiving, great friend, beautiful long dark hair that never gets brushed (but still looks great), likes enchiladas and tacos, her style is unique, and also takes hours shopping but doesn't buy anything just because she is that cool. Guys dream about her and girls envy her.
Guy 1: Hey have you seen that girl with the nice white car?
Girl: Yeah that's Crystal, I wish I had her driving skills
by Thebird2017 February 14, 2017
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crys

a crazy sexi bitch w/ purple hair who likes to make out w/ rob's she is friends w/ brianna's brooke's and sarah's
i wanna be a crys
by brianna March 25, 2003
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crystal williams

A rare beuaty person that could be the person of your dreams
Crystal Williams is so beautiful and shes the person that makes me smile
by Atvgirl05 November 6, 2017
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Crystal

by Arms-N-Hammerd December 4, 2018
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Crystal

Adj; the name of a forty year old white woman who is into astrology, healing crystals, and most importantly, crystal methamphetamines. She typically has 4 metric tons of makeup on her face at any givin time, granting her the strongest neck muscles of any human to ever live.
Joe: "Hey Crystal"

Crystal: * high on every single drug ever *
by OrganDisplayer1912 November 11, 2021
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Crystal Meth Train

•noun- A top secret cargo train that only travels between the hours of 0000 and 0300. It's a liberal train that carries meth, spice, and fentanyl, and people sprinkle it out on to everything as the train passes. They also pick up drug lords and heroin/fentanyl czars from the Southern border, and distribute them to Seattle, Chicago, New York, and Tampa. It's also said that when the train makes stops briefly, that suddenly all these holes open in the train cars, and peers flop out to satisfy glory hole enthusiasts who are usually awake during those hours and are on xtasy.
Helen: "Honey, wake up I hear an odd train sound passing!"

Frederick: "OH dear, that's just the secret liberal crystal meth train that distributes garbage. Nothing to worry over sweetheart."
by PEEN SWATTER September 5, 2021
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Choad Crystal

When a group of young British men dressed in untucked shirts, boot cut jeans and gelled hair gather at a pub, club or party and proceed to stand in a circle facing each other with their pints of beer rested against their stomachs, looking over their shoulders cynically and/or with shit-eating grins.
The men are the Choads.
Their pints of beer meeting in the middle form the crystal.
Those scallys just walked in and formed a choad crystal
by grandalbo November 2, 2010
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