crump nugget

saying your adorable and want to kiss and hug u allll the time :)

you little crump nugget!

by vballchic<3 June 15, 2011

Crumb-upin'

the act of masturbating with a bread stick

Yo I'm gonna crumb-upin' if I don't get some tonight. Those restaurant bread sticks are too good for crumb-upin'.

by Richard Primale February 16, 2008

Crumbis

The cotton sediment that aggregates in a mans buttcrack from the grinding action of his ass against boxers throughout the day.

After wearing the same pair of boxers for three days straight, I pulled a lump of crumbis from my ass big enough to qualify as a living creature.

by Dehgeh December 24, 2008

crumb dumpster

someone of a fat overweight chubby or obese nature who leaves no leftovers or crumbs behind. Someone who eats everything and anything like how a dumpster takes in anything and everything. In other words, a fatass.

Look at that guy at the buffet, what a crumb dumpster.

I was trying to be romantic and feed my date a cookie when the crumb dumpster almost took my hand off.

We couldn't get on the roller coaster because a crumb dumpster was taking up two seats.

I wish I had some leg room; this crumb dumpster is spilling over into my seat.

Can you please seat us somewhere else? These crumb dumpsters are so loud I can't hear myself think.

by NastyNally April 22, 2011

Ass Crumbs

A small piece of poo clinging to the ass or the Underweare/Pants...

Often refereed to as a Dingle Berry

Jay's Got Ass Crumbs

by Raven2099 May 14, 2008

California Crumpet

When two lovers engage in anal sex and when the guy is done he gently places a stick of butter in between her buttcheeks and squishes them together.

"BY JOVE! You've got a stick of butter in your bum! (The next day) Dude, you don't have to be a british man to enjoy a nice 'n tasty California Crumpet."

by Flyhunter November 2, 2008

foot crumbs

little crumbs that get stuck to the bottom of your feet from walking on dirty crumby floors.

kareen: "avigail!!! you got foot crumbs on my bed again, i know you've been standing on it!!!"

by tara cinderella March 16, 2011