crooked wrench

When you are about to go down on a guy and he pulls out his dick and it stabs you in the eye with his crooked member.

Sally: What's up with the eye patch?

Morgan: I got another crooked wrench in the eye.

Sally: that shit sucks, last time that happened to me i lost a contact.

by Dirty Hawks July 24, 2011

crookd it

the act of stealing; taking and removing of personal property with intent to deprive the rightful owner of it

As the young man approach the old lady with a baby, he grabs

the baby and ran, the old lady yelled "he crookd it".

by Anett November 13, 2011

Crooky cookies

When your at a friend or relative's house and the cookie something super disgusting but you pretend you love it and you say to yourself I gotta crooky cookie it which means you got to get out of there now

(* this is discusting I better crooky cookies this or I'm finna die*)

by Xxmeowmeow. January 25, 2019

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 12, 2008

boiled crooked

getting drunk,under the influence of any substance

hey dusty lets get boiled crooked

by zacharyscream March 13, 2008

Rylee Crooks

This person is an unbelievably beautiful human-being. This person is a very sweet and caring individual. This person is the type of person who will listen to anyone when they need someone to talk to. This person is someone who you should care about with all of your heart Because if you get close to this person they will care about you.

Rylee Crooks is an amazing person. Every time i think about this person i want to smile and feel like i am loved by them. This person is the person that you want to be.

by R!yab$% October 21, 2018

Cookatooed

To be drunk and tired at the same time, in a state or a mess after a couple of nights on the lash

"I was well cookatooed last night"
"you was cookatooed on holiday wasn't you"

Created by Aaron Powell.

by Mia Rees October 21, 2008