Gay Cougar 

See Gay Sugar Daddy. A Gay cougar Is An Older Queen that Hunts for and Dates Younger Men For Sex And Companionship.

An Example Of A Gay Cougar Would Be Elton John Trying to Get into Zac Efron's Pants.

Gay Cougar by ChubbyDaddy December 31, 2014

AIDS infected cougar cock

when some thing or some situation is REALLY awful to the max, then it sucks AIDS infected cougar cock.

When I was in the medical clinic's waiting room the TV was on the TVLand channel and it was showing an episode of Miami Vice. It became very clear to me about how most TV shows of today truly suck AIDS infected cougar cock.

AIDS infected cougar cock by I Saw U2 Live Twice January 16, 2008

puma, panther....cougar 

The progression from late 20's single chick feeling desparate to 30's single chick looking desparate to full blown desparate and don't give a shit Cougar status

Puma, panther....cougar is the progression of "cougars in training"

Jessica and the other Pumas went to the wedding and got blanked by more experienced Panthers and Cougars and therefore went home alone. Again.

puma, panther....cougar by woodypriscilla September 1, 2009

Ford Cougar 

40-60 year old female with the last name of Ford interested in dating 20-30 year old males.

Here comes Ford Cougar.

Ford Cougar by impish100 June 24, 2010

swamp cougar 

swamp cougar is an attractive female who devours any one in trousers once she is on tart fuel, she does not care and you can use your own name because she always wakes up with no memory of last night. She hunts alone as none of her friends stay around once she starts on the cider.

check out that swamp cougar she's handy she's randy she fucks in the street.

swamp cougar by maddingo September 25, 2010

rush hour cougar 

An older woman who unintentionally becomes a cougar when she is crushed up against a younger man on a crowded train or bus.

Guy 1: Dude, you smell like perfume! Guy 2: Yea, man, the subway was packed this morning. I was embraced by a rush hour cougar!

rush hour cougar by midcenturyantique December 18, 2009

Nerdy Cougar 

A woman 40+ looking for a companion using Cyberspace.

The Nerdy Cougar logged onto her email to see if she had matches any matches from eHarmony.

Nerdy Cougar by Brianna_Ashlee July 24, 2009