CoinkerFunkered

When a situation gets so screwed up, it constantly repeats itself.

Did you make the Deposit, yes but the Bills came out before I put the money in. oh great we have been

CoinkerFunkered

by zaphor April 7, 2011

Coinced

When you're coerced and convinced. When nominated to do something you don't want to do without prior notice.

I was coinced into giving the introduction speech while wearing a green striped shirt.

by Tasmania123# May 3, 2011

coincisync

An event that seems to be a coincidence, but in reality is one of many related events that are part of a magical divinely guided synchronicity that is unfolding in a persons life.

I was just thinking about you. What a coincisync that we both happened to meet here today.

by Thundering Dragon June 19, 2011

Coin Punch

When a game is won only because one team had more coiners.

We're all in nub armor, they bought the best gear, the damn coiners. We've been coin punched.

by Torsk July 1, 2011

Coinference

By definition, a coinference is an event where attractive, date-able coin collectors gather to trade, buy or sell rare coins. Originally, coinferences used to last from several hours to several days as the coin collectors fought to the death over the most desirable coins. Nowadays, coinferences are less violent due to the switch from dueling to auctions and bartering.

Andrew went to the coinference last weekend and came back with a bunch of old coin necklaces to add to his bangin' collection.

by waterbottle4797 December 6, 2011

coin slotting

A derogatory word for asians referring to their thin-coin-slot like eyes.

"you see that guy over there?"

"the one whose Coin slotting?"
"yeah the asian one"

by The incredibly offensive child March 11, 2016

coincidense

When something has more coincidences than what seems natural, either within a small space or a small amount of time, or both.

Your story is so coincidense my mind can't carry it.

by sargos7 May 3, 2016