Coinference 

By definition, a coinference is an event where attractive, date-able coin collectors gather to trade, buy or sell rare coins. Originally, coinferences used to last from several hours to several days as the coin collectors fought to the death over the most desirable coins. Nowadays, coinferences are less violent due to the switch from dueling to auctions and bartering.

Andrew went to the coinference last weekend and came back with a bunch of old coin necklaces to add to his bangin' collection.

Coinference by waterbottle4797 December 6, 2011

conference whore 

A woman who attends a work conference under the guise of business, but is really there just to get drunk a bang men she has just met, preferably married ones.

Don't even expect Sarah to get that structured document done tonight for the working group meeting tomorrow morning. She is too busy being a conference whore in the hotel bar.

conference whore by Bond HL7 September 7, 2013

conference whore 

A female who attends a work conference under the pretense of business, but in reality sees it solely as an opportunity to get drunk and bang a new guy, preferably a married one.

Oh look! Sarah, the conference whore from Lantana Consulting, has set her sights on yet another married man at this HL7 working group meeting!

conference whore by Bond Architect September 7, 2013

conference depression 

Being extremely depressed after an awesome weekend at a youth and government conference. Withdrawal usually lasts a day or two depending on the conference. With Sacramento it's escpecially bad

Dude what's up with him
He just came back from Bob 2 and it was his last year, his conference depression is really bad
Dam that sucks

conference depression by norcalkid January 20, 2009

Parent Teacher Conference 

a place for teachers to tell poop about you while you're not there. Also a place for your parents to realize how stupid their child really must be. :}

"hey, did your mom go to the parent teacher conference today?"

"yea, the teacher went crazy."

"you grounded?"

"until i move out -___-"

Parent Teacher Conference by Cat (: November 17, 2009

fake news conference 

Any news conference that took place at the White House during Trumpian Times.

We all just sat there for four years in a row, at each and every fake news conference, knowing that it was all lies laid end to end.

fake news conference by Dr Bunnygirl March 19, 2021

cockference call 

n. The act of conducting business on the phone while a co-worker sucks your cock.

Monica's hair was stuck to her burning eyelid after her boss's afternoon cockference call.

cockference call by jeffapotamus October 26, 2009