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Bald Head Press Conference

When a high-ranking official with a notably bald head has to publicly deny knowledge of a scandal they definitely knew about. The shinier the head under the press conference lights, the bigger the lie. Often characterized by excessive sweating, dramatic hand gestures, and promises to "investigate" things they've been CC'd on for years.
The Mayor called a bald head press conference to explain how he 'just learned' about the corruption in his own administration. His head was so shiny you could see the reporters' reflections.
by Caia Tech July 1, 2025
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concert back

The pain you get in your lower back from standing at a concert or gig for more than an hour. Only seems to affect those aged 30 or older.
I'm glad the gig didn't go on much longer as I had the worst concert back and really needed to sit down.
by S. Wednesday January 22, 2009
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coner

reaching a boinf in the cold, leading to a raging cold boner
Dude, i totally just saw the new girl outside and got a total coner
by Alan Griggsby December 16, 2009
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Confeddy

The slang term used by inner-city the Ottawa youth for Confederation Park, a popular meeting place while also serving as make-shift temporary housing for the city's homeless.
"Hey, you still down to dip on Chem class and smoke a spliff?"

"Yeah man, let's meet up at Confeddy after Bio."

"That is a perfect meeting place. See you then."
by esizzy March 28, 2010
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Confeny

The act of lying about a situation that has obviously not occured, though would be great if it did.
Example of Confeny: "come get me now. your boss told me its okay and you should finish now .....EARLY MARK. But he said for me to tell you and not to talk to him about because he'd be busy"
by Squidz99 May 7, 2010
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Concerndish

Used by a person who is hammer drunk and trying to contribute to a conversation and show interest without knowing what the hell anyone is talking about or the location of his own feet.
Simply: "Yeah man totally, I have a concerndish"
by Eagle Flies December 11, 2010
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