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You, reading this now: "Fuck, I really hate this definition, which this obvious (insert hated political party here), douche-bag wrote, but the 'Thumbs-Down' button doesn't adequately summarize the rage with which I would cram sharp, pointy objects up his ass, were I given the chance. If only there was a COMMENTS SECTION, I could properly express my anger by typing something whitty like, 'shut up, you commi', that would teach 'em"!
by StrongDynamics September 27, 2020
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comment bombing

When someone overly adds comments on facebook just so the post will be at the top of top news.
I'm sorry, but I'm totally comment bombing your thing lionel.
by somerandomasian April 1, 2011
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I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense

Codeword for " i am gay and i need a big dick inside my boi pussy RIGHT NOW "
author: "I edited the comment so the replies don't make sense" "please fuck my ass I NEED COCK please give me cummies pwease pwease ~~~~~ >w< >w< >w< plzzzz impregnate my boi pussy ;w; ;w; ;w; ;w;"
by marioehehehe January 20, 2023
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commentbombing

v.- To make a redunkulously long comment to a friend's myspace page when it is plagued by incredibly pussified comments from a significant other. To be more effective a group of friends should group in "commentbombing squads" in order to take as much room on the page as possible, in order to eliminate the pussified comments.
A friend's myspace page
Comments:
(I heart insert name more than anything!!!!!)
I love you more than anything you can imagine. You are my heart and soul. And I hope we will one day become one in a universe of love <3 <3 lol

(You)
Note to reader: In order to save your precious time, pretend there are hundreds of lines of blank space.
buttsecks
lol, commentbombing
by hteaDsinocaB December 7, 2006
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commercial dumb

Commercial dumb is the idiocy the people in TV commercials tend to show. They say and do things that no one in the right mind would ever do in reality. And the others in the ad are so dumb that they don't even find that behavior bizare.
Typical commercial: Retard #1 Duhhhhhh!!! This cell phone from Verizan Wireless can makes me cool!!! I'm gonna pull down my pants!
Retard #2 Wow what a great phone!! Now we can text each other! (Not noticing that retard #1's pants are down.
A real example would be an AT&T commercial in which someone looking out the window thought he was watching HDTV.
TV viewer: Those guys are so commercial dumb.
by I hate commercials August 25, 2008
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commence dicking

Normally muttered by section/ fire team commander before going into an attack. Can also be used to signify the start of a particularly ridiculous social antic, or any other event worthy of the aphorism.
Right lads, target at 100, straight ahead. Commence dicking!
by superfunhappytimes February 17, 2010
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cocomelon

this fucking channel is 5aking over. yt and make pewdiepie 3rd so it is a fucking stubid no use channel
me what's. that channel. over here's

my friend its a fucking stupid no use cocomelon fucking bitching channel that took over pewdiepie?

me after herd that that sentence for 0.00000000000000000001 second: fucking reporting the channel for 300 years. straight
by QSXDRFVGYHNJI June 21, 2021
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